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Quite extraordinary why anyone would be so profoundly stupid as to mix diamorphine with a cocktail of ketamine and diazepam and give it a kick with some speed.

Thai waiting to come home from wherever can speed up the process and jump the queue awaiting their embassy certificate to fly by opting for the self-pay quarantine hotel. A friend of the wingman...

You write as if you were a wound-up toy endlessly repeating a simple refrain that represents the entirety of its repertoire.

I think you must be quite fat. Your prose style suggests a limited...

Are you quite fat?

The wingman truly loathes the stupidity of her countrymen, the corruption, the poor infrastructure and the hypocrisy of its authoritarianism but she does quite like the smelly food she grew up with...

You lower end lumpen are quite simplistic aren't you. The wingman and I have been in the 'world', you oaf, but we retired here on the basis of familial demands and commitments, and a desire to...

Sri Lanka is a delightful alternative to the grasping Thai market peddling its deteriorating wares to the masses, and one that will burgeon but the threat of Chinese infestation is ever present.The...

Yeah, we were looking at Lapland but it was closed that day, you fucking idiot.

Poor Tax, getting stir crazy in his wee eyrie locked down in a festering rancid swamp of contagion waiting for a Spring he hopes will release him to flee northern squalid Brexitania with its teeming,...

You gormless septic twat, i'm in Thailand because I married a Thai. Christ, I have had more intelligent waste paper bins.

I suppose if I had married a MYS binte I'd be living in, well, Malaysia.

I married a Thai, you stupid fuck.

Anyway, looking at those misleading figures Fatimah, it seems out of the 26 millions visiting MYS, 10 million are SGPs and the average length of stay for the...

I simply cannot bear the lower end who cannot complain because they either lack the skill to express themselves or are just too stupid to understand the iniquity of any given situation in which...

What utter rot. Glib generalisations spouted out of your arse. Have you had COVID? Seems your frontal lobe aint sparking right Fatimah.

Malaysian tourist arrivals in 2019 amounted to over 26...

Fuck off you silly cvunt.

You seem to have overlooked the not entirely insignificant fact that such a rigidly imposed quarantine measure extending for over ten months could only take place in a dictatorship governing a...

A perennial feature of the Thai cognitive impairment that prevents them from processing evidence rationally to form reasoned conclusions, is that the vacuum created by this deficiency is filled with...

I'm not sure which is the more depressing; your thickheaded utterances devoid of any interest or the unimaginative crudity in which you express them.

Err, Tax, it may be that in your 'bubble' isolation, amid the teeming masses of clog-hopping Neanderthals we know as ' northern tyke scum' and the festering millions of Asian immigrants lured into...

Ahh, but that's the rub, you simpleton oaf, 'Arry, it isn't over, it's just beginning. 80% of the UK's economy is services based and they were not subject to the recent exeunt agreement, several of...

Can't cope with change? What, you mean in the sense I chop my own foot off and don't welcome the fact I'm now a uniped?

There is not a single measurable benefit to your ill-managed and deeply...

.....and of course the DNA evidence and its analysis may well be no longer available when the matter comes to trial.

I can think of no valid reason for recommending this country as a suitable tropical holiday destination to civilised people.

And as the adverse impact of the new import/export regime bureaucracy turning Britain's trading clock back to 1972 is now beginning to be felt across the board, the dull-brained Brexshit simpletons...

Given the inherent stupidity of Americans generally, they should proclaim unambiguously that anyone not in authority conferred by either the state or federal agencies who approaches within a three...

They really are quite stupid, aren't they.

Never a day passes in this wretchedly immoral country that yet again they display just how low they can be.

They'd sell their own grandmothers for the gold in their teeth.

There is something fundamentally wrong with these people.

A statement somewhat akin to declaring that bears shit in the woods and the pope has a balcony.

The crookedest people on the planet.

One fails to see the problem here. Civilians armed with weaponery including high velocity rifles etc travelling in vehicles without any authority within, say, fifty miles of Capitol Hill should be...

They are perhaps the most nauseatingly stupid hypocrites on the planet.

Of course, in any other economy the government would simply provide funds directly from a central Treasury source under whichever scheme they judged to be most effective in alleviating economic...

Tax, it isn't the condo management's policy it is the diktat imposed by local government who are impervious to reason, an obduracy manifested by several here not least the fucking moron above.

A brave man indeed and in truth has only said what I and others have already said but of course we farang are less than the plastic thong on a flipflop in terms of significance.

The coded signals...

What does? Prohibited a seat in a fucking garden but permitted one in a fucking restaurant? Are you a fucking retard or American?

That's how it was reported back to we farang owners.

Obviously....

Which office?

It means a peasant Somchai will get a 200 baht fine but farang will pay 20,000 baht and more to avoid a custodial sentence and deportation.

What else did you think it meant? Public policy well...

Heaven forbid! But whilst no-one can swim in their condo swimming pool, or sit on garden furniture ( sitting on the grass is fine or on the beach but not on seats) in the condo gardens here in...

The Thai have already bought several million doses of the Oxford/Astra Zeneca vaccine and await delivery - doubtless the usual suspects will be vaccinated ahead of the teeming masses.

But the...

They have all the organisational ability of a headless chicken.

Prag, you live in a jungle clearing in a third world provincial backwater.

All's well again, the local panjandrums have acknowledged the common sense of the united voices of we remaining farang protesting the foolishness of closing facilities that were already deserted by...

Another fine sausage report. You can't have too many.

When the tree rustles in the wind it is not the leaves whispering but the worms tilling the loam among the roots where the mole waits for the gerbils to rise up and take their rightful place.

Quite simply, the lower end of American society, its marginal loons excluded from society by their eccentricities, the rabid evangelists demented by their ridiculous bliss there is a God, the...

Never understood this route. Road travel is hardly an arduous imposition, three hours + during the silent hours, and transporting goods via road transport to the point of delivery is more efficient...

I have always said the US is essentially an emerging state and yet to develop its institutions and rule of law but I suppose such tardiness can be attributed to the not entirely insignificant fact...

You really are a bit odd, aren't you.

And lo and behold, it's stumbled again against all currencies.

Brexit, the fuckup that just keeps on taking.

Pre-Brexit, during October 2015 in those heady days when Cameron formed a majority...

And yet despite residents of Chonburi being declared pariahs within the country requiring clearance to leave the province anyone can go to a fucking restaurant and spread the disease with impunity.
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