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  1. It could be a cunning plan for him to make...

    It could be a cunning plan for him to make smokers give with a bang.
  2. Forget about Triumph,Women should only buy the...

    Forget about Triumph,Women should only buy the old Ozzie brand Hestia.
    Best unofficial slogan ever,holds every size tit in Australia.
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    ^ Would of been worse if they copied the...

    ^
    Would of been worse if they copied the reflection.
  4. Thread: Hemorrhoids

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    Grapes of Wrath,the condensed version by Iceman...

    Grapes of Wrath,the condensed version by Iceman is a cracker read.
  5. The big worry is millions more Nigerian scammers...

    The big worry is millions more Nigerian scammers doing what they do best.
  6. Be interesting to see what Canada does,they are...

    Be interesting to see what Canada does,they are the odd man out in the 5 eyes intelligence group not
    yet ban the Huawei 5g equipment in their infrastructure.
    Maybe PM Virtue Signaling will pay his...
  7. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: You know you are getting old when you pass a...

    You know you are getting old when you pass a Priest then a Imam in the street and neither looks at you.
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    Alex (Chumpy) Pullin the OZ two time world...

    Alex (Chumpy) Pullin the OZ two time world snowboard cross gold medalist drowned whilst free diving spearfishing
    just off the QLD Gold Coast on Wednesday 8/7.he was 32.
    He is believed to have...
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    The bloke most likely has a new album coming out...

    The bloke most likely has a new album coming out and wants publicity.
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    Fredie must be keen for a durrie if he carn't be...

    Fredie must be keen for a durrie if he carn't be bothered to buy cig papers but just rolls one up with any old newspaper lying around.
  11. I have only taken it once when I had sunburnt...

    I have only taken it once when I had sunburnt legs.
    It kept the sheets off them when I wanted to sleep.
  12. Thread: Airline News

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    Reuters was reporting Boeing and the FAA are...

    Reuters was reporting Boeing and the FAA are about to test the 737MAX.
    testing scripted mid-air scenarios such as steep banking turns and also trigger the
    reprogrammed stall prevention software...
  13. What's this scurrilous attack on ageism,Vlad...

    What's this scurrilous attack on ageism,Vlad will be only 83 at the end of his term.
    #old lives matter
    #old billionaires matter more.
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    That video was a cracker,Crackerjack.

    That video was a cracker,Crackerjack.
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    Summers here,must get some practice in,haven't...

    Summers here,must get some practice in,haven't had a bat for ages.
  16. What a useless watchdog,would of been nice to see...

    What a useless watchdog,would of been nice to see it latch on the thieving scumbag.
    Hope they give her a decent punishment unlike OZ where she would claim depression because her pussy died.
  17. Thread: Daily Moan

    by reddog
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    ^ the death of shoplifting But the birth of...

    ^ the death of shoplifting

    But the birth of the Porch Pirate.
  18. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: A man goes into a Library and asks for a book on...

    A man goes into a Library and asks for a book on cliffhangers.
    The librarian says.
  19. Thread: Israel Pics

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    Good to see Sir Punty is out and about again.

    Good to see Sir Punty is out and about again.
  20. Liked the black guy with the plastic bottle and...

    Liked the black guy with the plastic bottle and Maxwell Smart(the later years)with the cone of silence.
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    My Chinese friends just rang and said come around...

    My Chinese friends just rang and said come around for dinner, so I said I would be round there like a bat out of hell.
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    ^ Or a car bonnet.

    ^
    Or a car bonnet.
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    Who was responsible for the great Tea Trolley...

    Who was responsible for the great Tea Trolley disaster of 67'
  24. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: I was eating my tea last night when I suddenly...

    I was eating my tea last night when I suddenly thought to my self,
    "This milk must be seriously out of date".
  25. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: Latest Africa Cup results, Ghana 8--Ethiopia...

    Latest Africa Cup results, Ghana 8--Ethiopia Didn't.
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    The Dakar Rally is on there at the moment,seems...

    The Dakar Rally is on there at the moment,seems the Govt is buying a few sporting events to get a bit of good press.
    Seen a few women wandering around the race control area with no head covering...
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    Looper,now that you have checked out her...

    Looper,now that you have checked out her undies,is the next plan to check if the Brazilian has a Brazilian.
    Great having a catapult in Qld,think they are banned in the rest of OZ,make short work of...
  28. Baldrick hit a winner mentioning Les Norton,best...

    Baldrick hit a winner mentioning Les Norton,best OZ tv series of 2019.
  29. Thread: Name That Car

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    Luigi,hoe it's air cooled if you nick it. Joke...

    Luigi,hoe it's air cooled if you nick it.
    Joke is getting old but could not help myself,nice to see the bike is getting a workout.
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    The pants are cut a bit baggy but otherwise........

    The pants are cut a bit baggy but otherwise.....

    Handy if you are into pocket pool,no one would know if you are having a game
  31. How did the tourist board sign off on that utter...

    How did the tourist board sign off on that utter dickhead Adam Hills for this AD.
    He is a ABC protected so-called comic,all shit shows he is in.
    Saw him in the UK show Mock the Week,no wit,looked...
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    Kiwis in more shit than a Werribee duck,8/117-350...

    Kiwis in more shit than a Werribee duck,8/117-350 behind.
    NZ must have a 4 day working week because the their cricketers don't seem able to play past that or even come close to it.
    Latham had a...
  33. Thread: Name That Car

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    Steyr-Puch Halfinger

    Steyr-Puch Halfinger
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    Cujo,you must get with the times. Terry now...

    Cujo,you must get with the times.
    Terry now proudly motors around in a flash Holden station wagon,cool for cats.
  35. Thread: Name That Car

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    Might be a 40's De soto,anyway we should have a...

    Might be a 40's De soto,anyway we should have a whip around and buy a lawn bowls hat so Looper can put It on the
    rear parcel shelf so on-lookers would think he is a doddery old bastard who could...
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    Thanks Mr Guzzi.

    Thanks Mr Guzzi.
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    Mr Guzzi,what brand of boots are you wearing.

    Mr Guzzi,what brand of boots are you wearing.
  38. Just as well it did not need coolant or the poor...

    Just as well it did not need coolant or the poor little tyke would be having a sook come Xmas day because it would still be in bits.
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    Just heard that Corbyn has asked for the masses...

    Just heard that Corbyn has asked for the masses to help build a organic Wicker woven wall to be built around Islington.
    It's going to be overseen by some ex-Stazi engineers and Vegans,all in the...
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    I did it a few years back and someBrits were in...

    I did it a few years back and someBrits were in charge so i was not worried,cost a few bob but worth it.
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    I see Lbour dressed Corbyn up in a new suit,bit...

    I see Lbour dressed Corbyn up in a new suit,bit like putting lipstick on a pig,because it still will look like one.
    Same goes for the old commo in a suit,still looks like a 60's throwback would be...
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    The Qld fire brigade has issued a warning that Mr...

    The Qld fire brigade has issued a warning that Mr Warner is on fire and they carn't put him out,bit like the Paki bowlers.
    Labuschagne is heating up as well.
    1-312,Warner 151 not out,Lab 55 not out.
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    Poll: ^ Dali, Yunnan,a nice spot to visit.

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    Dali, Yunnan,a nice spot to visit.
  44. Will.i.AM-aka-No.i.Won't had a Greta moment when...

    Will.i.AM-aka-No.i.Won't had a Greta moment when a crew member asked him to stow his laptop when he was listening to the beats.
    How dare you,don't you know who I am with my dyed blonde hair.
    Qantas...
  45. Decent article in the NY Journal on how the mad...

    Decent article in the NY Journal on how the mad Mullahs made the current turmoil themselves.
    They could of used the cash windfall they received in 2015 nuclear deal to invest in the country instead...
  46. The silly Pom should of done a bit of research...

    The silly Pom should of done a bit of research because Bilharzia is common in
    Zimbabwe-Zambia-Malawi.
    Rule no1 is only swim in flowing water but bit hard when it is stinking hot.
    Known a few...
  47. Thread: Daily Moan

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    ^^^^ The fvcking thing was evil! Home made...

    ^^^^

    The fvcking thing was evil!

    Home made way to nut a cat is grab the bastard then shove him head first into a full length gum boot.
    Grab the ring expander,it's only made for castration,not...
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    Seeing he is now a caring and sharing kind of guy...

    Seeing he is now a caring and sharing kind of guy ,hope he is now a vegan in case he goes nuts.
    If he was one whilst brawling he would not have had a chew on Holifields when he took a chew on his...
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    Ukan,,you are on my xmas card list for the...

    Ukan,,you are on my xmas card list for the Stranglers-Hugh Cornwell clips.
    Saw Hugh playing in OZ a while back,he was following the Cricket tests around the country.
  50. Thread: Name That Car

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    Looks like a early Packard.

    Looks like a early Packard.
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