Glitterman Speaks About Nothing

[slackula]

he leads his own life, doesnt blindly follow style

You've got that fokking right!

But actually I agree with your post; the dude isn't harming anyone or attacking anyone. The world does indeed need more colourful characters.

[glitterman]

Usually On my daily one and a half hour round i am photographed every twenty seconds, by every nationality, with every form of camera; from the roadside,cars,mopeds, backs of taxis and large coaches full of Japanese tourists. These thousands of photos, videos, national and international newspapers and telly news, and even simple word of mouth have directly or indirectly done alot for Pattaya's tourism.
Many people ask me that because im a tourist attraction do i get any special visa treatment or Thai grants, The answer is ''no, never, but i wish they would''.i have to keep flying of to Laos to get a tourist visa, usually through an agent and often costing over 20,000 baht [without the extentions].Also i have never made one single baht from being the Glitter/Golden Man [newspapers and telly never pay]. so i dont make money i lose it,the feathers on the show bike alone cost over 6000 baht at 300 baht each, alkaline batteries for the cassetteplayer have to be replaced every two weeks costing 1000 baht a month,[rechareable are impractable] ect ect ect , but thats all okay as im very rich, but not as rich as my uncle who the media put him as the seventh wealthiest man in England with 1.6 billion, yes thats billion and not million english pounds. [i dont know about any figures since i came to Thailand, so these figures are about 8 years old].

Look after your tourist attraction, Pattaya!!!, and realise that i am 'the most photographed expat in the history of Thailand'.
Or i may just decide to hang up my hat, call it a day and kill off my Glitterman creation, just like a good friend of mine the rockstar David Bowie killed of his alter ego 'Ziggy Stardust' in the 70s..... Yes thats what ill do..............And so the golden Glitterman, the last of the dreamers picked up his bag of secrets and journied up the mountain side, far above the clouds and nothing was ever heard of him again, except for the sound of his eight bycycle horns.

The Royal Glitterman Hath Spoken.

[withnallstoke]

[Fuzzy Bob]

Peddle off!

[dirtydog]

journied up the mountain side, far above the clouds and nothing was ever heard of him again, except for the sound of his eight bycycle horns.

Even the dead make it back down Buddha mountain, albeit in a small jar.

[Loy Toy]

I was in Pattaya and got a shot of this bloke and I thought to myself.....What a fooking clown.



And yes, you are a fooking clown.

[AussieWomble]

GM you are a bit full of yourself aren't you?

[good2bhappy]

^ understatement?

[piker]

Is it over yet?

[withnallstoke]

i have to keep flying of to Laos to get a tourist visa

In a balloon filled with your own hot air?

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Glitterman Speaks About Pattaya's Tourism.

garbage , all i see is me,me,me

get over yourself doubt any here give a flying fok

[Muadib]

I wonder if it's Willy or Scampy...

[FlyFree]

It's raining here today.

[TizMe]

"All that glisters is not gold".

[Scottish Gary]

GM you are a bit full of yourself aren't you?

An egotistical maniac or a huge wind up merchant ??
A bit of both i think.

[mediamanbkk]

5 posts and 5 red blobs, is that a record?

[kingwilly]

6 now

[jizzybloke]

Dick!

[Fondles]

Look after your tourist attraction, Pattaya!!!, and realise that i am 'the most photographed expat in the history of Thailand'.

Man thats some funny shit right there, Is your head so far up your own ass you actually think people flock to pattaya to see the weird fuck dressed in feathers and gold on his pushbike.

I see you out and about and to be honest you creep me out to the point I change direction to avoid you.

[Gerbil]

just like a good friend of mine the rockstar David Bowie

Yeah sure... Any more celebrities who are "good friends" of yours? (Do they know you're their friend? )

[peterpan]

6 now

7 and going up
He must be an ancient fart, I had almost forgotten these

alkaline batteries for the cassetteplayer

[deathstardan]

Are you on drugs?

(He seems to be flooding other boards too with the same shit)

Glitterman Speaks About Pattaya's Tourism. - Pattaya Forum

[wefearourdespot]

i have to keep flying of to Laos to get a tourist visa, usually through an agent and often costing over 20,000 baht

well if instead of making a fool of yourself parading around Pattaya you had read this forum you could have done your visa runs by yourself for less than half that amount.

[ferretface]

on yer bike

[killerbees]

Has anyone got a picture of this maniac?