Soi Bua Khao and Soi 11/Honey Massage?

**NokTang** · 27-12-2009, 05:47 AM

Ran into a guy I met last year. He is not getting offers of various acts in a massage parlor right on Soi Bouikow, in fact, with an oil massage the lady is demanding he cover up. I had always thought and experienced these "places" being straight forward brothels in disguise. Am I confused? Thanks. Nok

(found this from a 2007 post, remarkable as well this concept is working here in Pattaya...)

It is a new concept. The lady wears a skimpy outfit and dances on a pole. This lures the male to think about what she looks like naked. This manifestation grows with booze and before long, he thinks she is "different" from your normal GoGo lady. He can't stand it any longer and gets her over for a lady drink. He remains in awe at her class and starts to feel a "hard on" coming. He rushes to the bathroom, calms down, then comes back and attempts to get a date with her. He is told she has more class and is better educated etc. so he can either pay alot now or wait till later and pay a normal price. She will also expect more for her particular services, if any, and want you to know and feel she is indeed a special lady.

**peterpan** · 27-12-2009, 07:39 AM

they are all thinly disguised brothels, maybe "your friend"

is just a real ugly & miserable bastard

**Marmite the Dog** · 27-12-2009, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by peterpan

they are all thinly disguised brothels

Not all, despite some of their staff trying to turn some of them into one.

**BobR** · 27-12-2009, 08:29 AM

If a massage does not have a happy ending, why bother? PDN had a hilarious article about 2-3 months ago about an American who was arrested in one of the massage places near Soi Bua Khao for being too aggressive in demanding extra services.

**Marmite the Dog** · 27-12-2009, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by BobR

If a massage does not have a happy ending, why bother?

Because not all of us are stupid enough to pay 500 Baht for a crap wank when they can do it better at home for free or have a sexy little wife who will do that and more.

Some people actually enjoy having a massage.

**Chairman Mao** · 27-12-2009, 09:16 AM

This is why I only go to bj bars.

A lot less shite, for simple end product.

**mikem** · 27-12-2009, 01:52 PM

Theres a place on Pattaya Central about 100 yards east of 2nd road that doesn't do extras. They cover u with a sheet.

**Muadib** · 27-12-2009, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by BobR

If a massage does not have a happy ending, why bother?

I dunno, maybe it's just me, but if I want a bonk, doing it in a tightly confined massage room doesn't define romance to me...

I just had a 3 hour massage on 2nd road... 1 hour foot, 1 hour head / shoulder and 1 hour oil massage... No offers of extra services, but the massage girl did laugh like hell when I fell asleep and started snoring like a bear in the woods...

**Loy Toy** · 27-12-2009, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by BobR

If a massage does not have a happy ending, why bother?

When I go for a massage, (and there is nothing better than a traditional Thai Massage) the last thing I want is someone to pull on my love muscle.

In fact when I go for one I normally pick the ugliest, muscle bound girl in the place and so I can get what I paid for.

In fact a good Thai massage is better than a 5 minute fvck anyday of the week.

**Marmite the Dog** · 27-12-2009, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

In fact a good Thai massage is better than a 5 minute fvck anyday of the week.

Not everyone has the stamina of an Aussie. 30 to 60 mins is the norm in my salle d'amour.

**superman** · 27-12-2009, 05:03 PM

Originally Posted by mikem

Theres a place on Pattaya Central about 100 yards east of 2nd road that doesn't do extras. They cover u with a sheet.

That's not a massage parlour, it's the Pattaya Morgue

**NokTang** · 27-12-2009, 06:16 PM

The venues I refer to know nothing about a real massage by a trained massuse. These and most others are IMHO just farm ladies doing their best to make a living. Soi Bouikow and Soi 11/Honey are hardly going to attract tourist buses full of various "tourists" who have no clue about the sexual aspects on offer. Cheers. Nok

**mikem** · 27-12-2009, 06:25 PM

^ Thats why I changed from getting the trad massage to the oil. Just getting a rubdown is less risky. Some of the women just bend & crush you with no idea what they are doing.

Its easy money for them.

**Bangyai** · 27-12-2009, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Some people actually enjoy having a wank .

Yea !!?? .................................................. .................................. Nah......

**Stinky** · 27-12-2009, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Originally Posted by BobR

If a massage does not have a happy ending, why bother?

In fact a good Thai massage is better than a 5 minute fvck anyday of the week.

The words of a happily married man if ever I heard them

Hey you're nearly 10thou

**Stinky** · 27-12-2009, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by Bangyai

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Some people actually enjoy having a wank .

Yea !!?? .................................................. .................................. Nah......

Nice edit

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