@mendy - a lot of ppl think that Feng Shui is indeed bollocks, so you're not alone. I don't follow all FS rules but see the value of some of them, i.e. the bed or desk being in the "command position" so that you can see who enters the room. As for your good self, I think your work desk in your home isn't in the command position & you've been caught by the gardener in an indelicate situation.
FS is used by many businesses/ storeowners here in PH so that they'll have luck/ good fortune in their stores.
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I hope you were able to see some elephants on the loose!