Hi! Shoot me now before I grow.

**Umbuku** · 26-11-2006, 03:29 AM

Some will know me, many will not.
I am neither a refugee nor a supplicant.
I have been reading the forum since a few weeks after it began.
Well, more browsing occasionally than reading.
I've decided to join up as I need to waste more time on forums than I already do.

It irks the missus to distraction.
Got to keep that spice going you understand.

I've been in Thailand just over six years.
Married to a lass from near Ubon and we have a four year old son.
Yes, I'm a teacher of da Anglissh language.
Yes, I post on that other place that starts with A.

So, who are the nice posters?
Who are the arseholes?
Identify yourselves or I will return fire.

**kingwilly** · 26-11-2006, 03:35 AM

welcome aboard. i post occasionally on the other channel - but not so much lately, found i prefer it over here.

**stroller** · 26-11-2006, 10:47 AM

Hi, I am one of the nice ones (sometimes).

Not a teacher, you'll find all sorts here, welcome.

**Thetyim** · 26-11-2006, 10:51 AM

Welcome to teakdoor.
Hope you like it here.

BTW I'm an arsehole

**Little Chuchok** · 26-11-2006, 10:52 AM

I'm an arsehole too.Welcome.

**Ice Maiden** · 26-11-2006, 10:59 AM

Welcome mate!

I'm one of the nice ones.

**bradthai** · 26-11-2006, 11:06 AM

welcome umb.
i think i'm a nice one. so hold your fire.
signed up about a month ago.
i'm not related to your grandma, from the otter side starting with aj.

**bradthai** · 26-11-2006, 11:08 AM

just looked.
4 months ago.
time flies when you're having f...

**ChiangMai noon** · 26-11-2006, 11:11 AM

I'm the nicest one.
everyone says so.

**Thetyim** · 26-11-2006, 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

I'm the nicest one.
everyone says so.

I didn't

**Umbuku** · 26-11-2006, 12:13 PM

Thanks everyone.
I see many familiar posters under other usernames, some arseholes, some nice ones. I leave it to providence to sort out who is who and what is what. Far be it for me to judge what a mirror must surely tell.

Guess I'll mosey on around and post some shit somewhere.
Tis the done thing I am told.
Have a good day all.

diaw · 26-11-2006, 01:43 PM

Hi Umbuku... got any quotes for us? You're good at that, I must say...

**Camel Toe** · 26-11-2006, 02:43 PM

Let get started with a greenie.

**attaboy** · 26-11-2006, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

I'm the nicest one.
everyone says so.

I can confirm this. You were nice enough to respond to my pm about an arcade game and I never thanked you. I guess that makes me an asshole.

Welcome Umbuku.

**Little Chuchok** · 26-11-2006, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

I'm the nicest one.
everyone says so.

I didn't

nor me

**barbaro** · 26-11-2006, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by Umbuku

So, who are the nice posters?
Who are the arseholes?
Identify yourselves or I will return fire.

Folks don't agree on who's naughty or nice, but....

Welcome, Umbuku.

**ChiangMai noon** · 26-11-2006, 04:06 PM

I think we should all vote a nice and a not nice member each.....

nice
William

not nice
mrs quirrel.

**slimboyfat** · 26-11-2006, 05:59 PM

nice

colourful-era - he's my besht mate in the whole fucking world - no really

not nice

colourful-era - you'se all a bunch of cnuts

**colourful-era** · 26-11-2006, 06:03 PM

I'm nice when I'm not drinking

**Umbuku** · 26-11-2006, 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by diaw

Hi Umbuku... got any quotes for us? You're good at that, I must say...

How about this one mate.

The problem is that us men are so impatient & the first 'lady' that is prepared to jump into bed with us, soon becomes the wife. Thereafter, things become very difficult to change.
Diaw, Ajarn Forum, Posted: December 05 2005

Thanks to all the new welcomes.

diaw · 26-11-2006, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by Umbuku

Originally Posted by diaw

Hi Umbuku... got any quotes for us? You're good at that, I must say...

How about this one mate.

The problem is that us men are so impatient & the first 'lady' that is prepared to jump into bed with us, soon becomes the wife. Thereafter, things become very difficult to change.
Diaw, Ajarn Forum, Posted: December 05 2005

Thanks to all the new welcomes.

Nice to be seen in the company of your previous 'quotable quotes'... I think it is something male visitors to Thailand should write on their foreskins & never ever forget...

**Thetyim** · 26-11-2006, 06:54 PM

Nice Member : Large, erect & hard
Not Nice Member : Flacid and floppy with warts

**ceburat** · 26-11-2006, 07:02 PM

Welcome. Don't believe any of these guys. They are all nice guy's except when being ass-holes.

**Umbuku** · 26-11-2006, 07:27 PM

You may charge me with murder - or want of sense -
(We are all of us weak at times):
But the slightest approach to a false pretence
Was never among my crimes!

**mrsquirrel** · 26-11-2006, 07:35 PM

I'm touching my arsehole just now.

My fingers now smell of digested garlic.

BTW - Welcome handsum man

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