Hello Guests...

[ChiangMai noon]

It's 8.00 a.m. and there are some 35 guests on the board.
Why don't you bastards sign up to the forum and participate in the fun?
It's not so bad here you know, and once you get 100 posts you get free pics of girls with their norks and minge showing.

[William]

^early or late one CMn?

[ChiangMai noon]

I'm an early bird William.
I typically drink myself into oblivion by about 10.00p.m and am up to walk the doggies at 6.00 a.m every morning, rain or shine.

[Storekeeper]

Hey Newbies ... sign up but you will never get the free introductory gifts offered with membership. There really is no free t-shirt or subscription to nudie magazines.

[ChiangMai noon]

I actually think TD t shirts would be a good idea.
Maybe make a bit of money for the forum.
The should be the muscle top sleevless variety so i can show off my body art.

[MeMock]

but seeing we are all expat sex tourists they would all need to be XXXXL in size.

[kingwilly]

not all of them are lurkers... you'll find some of them are spiders...

[ChiangMai noon]

What's that mean exactly?
I asked DD once but his answer was unsatisfactory.

[kingwilly]

i could be funny and quote wikiedia about 8 legged creatures...

but basically a spider is a written program that crawls though-out the web looking for information such as email addresses to spam ppl etc.

[Butterfly]

It's 8.00 a.m. and there are some 35 guests on the board.
Why don't you bastards sign up to the forum and participate in the fun?

That's because they are search engines, CMN, not real people. Just wanted to let you know.

[ChiangMai noon]

Not all of them Butterfly.
we used to have stats which said members, guests and spiders.
There were usually as amany guests on line as spiders.

[Butterfly]

some of those search engines doesn't show in the board software as "search engines" but as "guests". They don't want to show their "true" colors and you can't tell. It's quite easy to mask.

It's a question of time before "bots" register themselves to start posting crap. Happen to every board.

[Ice Maiden]

Very valid point Noony, something I've been thinking about saying too.

I dont understand lurkers.

[ChiangMai noon]

maybe you could entice them to join by creating a special gif for new members icey....

[Ice Maiden]

Nah, you're alright!

Ask Lily to do it. Some guys like an older woman I hear.

[ChiangMai noon]

I'll see if I can talk Lady hawk into it when she comes over next week.

[Ice Maiden]

But according to RDN I look thirty in my avatar!

[ChiangMai noon]

You look younger in this new avatar than in the last one.
Your hair seems somehow more feminine which softens your features a bit.

[Ice Maiden]

Why thankyou.

[kerux]

Unbelievable!

There's no :roll:

I might have to use instead. :roll:

Great site. I'll try to not ruin the neighborhood.

[ChiangMai noon]

Morning Kerux.
What brings you here.
Is it the uncouth behaviour of the teachers?

[slimboyfat]

You look younger in this new avatar than in the last one.
Your hair seems somehow more feminine which softens your features a bit.

i can't believe how early you start drinking

[kingwilly]

What's that mean exactly?
I slept with DD once but it was all rather unsatisfactory.

yes i've heard that about him b4