Stand by its time for Dark Fear

**Dark Fear** · 05-09-2006, 10:44 PM

Just wanted to say Hi ... Ive been watching this forum for far too long and find the witticisms just up my alley
so its time now for me to ' join ' in and add my thoughts too ................

So Hi to all from ......... ' Old ' Dark Fear

**flash** · 05-09-2006, 10:45 PM

Welcome, and you don't scare me!

**kingwilly** · 05-09-2006, 10:48 PM

well about time then! - its addictive!

**Dark Fear** · 05-09-2006, 11:04 PM

flash.......... What Blood blood group are you ....Please ...?

I think may be an - O -

' Old ' Dark fear .............

**flash** · 05-09-2006, 11:14 PM

I have just a hint of blood in my alcohol stream.

**Dark Fear** · 05-09-2006, 11:26 PM

flash, I'm getting a funny feeling you are a Heineken Positive ...?

Are you moody? Or eccentric? Ambitious? Do you love Bach? Perhaps it's down to your blood type. The four groups A, B, AB and O could be responsible for a lot more in our lives than we know ..... ?

Don't that just make you think

' Old ' Dark Fear

**Rigger** · 05-09-2006, 11:30 PM

Welcome DF so what with the blood type thing

**Dark Fear** · 05-09-2006, 11:43 PM

Hi Rigger, its just a bit of a hobby really , some thing to keep me busy on
cold dark nights when there's nothing on TV...

' Old ' Dark Fear ...

**flash** · 05-09-2006, 11:55 PM

I hope you aren't going to pretend to be a vampire, someone on another forum does that and he is a knob.

**Marmite the Dog** · 06-09-2006, 12:37 AM

Originally Posted by flash

I hope you aren't going to pretend to be a vampire, someone on another forum does that and he is a knob.

That made me chuckle.

**Ice Maiden** · 06-09-2006, 05:25 AM

Welcome to the forum.

And yeah, dont pretend to be a vampire because some other member already does that one.

**Storekeeper** · 06-09-2006, 06:41 AM

There is "No Fear" in here my dear. I'll bet yer a sweetheart.

**slimboyfat** · 06-09-2006, 08:38 AM

hi.

yeah forum vampires really are knobs. dont do that

**Begbie** · 06-09-2006, 08:43 AM

Pretend to be a V.A.T. inspector much more disturbing.

**danbo** · 06-09-2006, 02:16 PM

You scared me so much that I wet the bed....mind you I wet the bed most nights so it may be unrelated....Vampire eh....I've always thought that vampires have too many 'fears' to be truly threatening, garlic, sunlight etc....An aggressive drunk Scandinavian carrying a large frozen fish, now that's frightening.

**Lily** · 06-09-2006, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by danbo

An aggressive drunk Scandinavian carrying a large frozen fish, now that's frightening.

Danbo, that is not half as frightening as a mackerel carrying a large frozen Scandinavian.

**Thetyim** · 06-09-2006, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by Lily

Danbo, that is not half as frightening as a mackerel carrying a large frozen Scandinavian.

You have obviously never seen the West Bromley Fighting Haddock

It's more frightening than a scotsman with a ripped passport.

**Mhz** · 06-09-2006, 06:24 PM

Welcome.

**hillbilly** · 06-09-2006, 07:51 PM

Welcome through our TeakDoors newbie. Don't worry about sucking blood..

We all suck from time to time...

Now is the time to suck it up and give us what you got...

**Dark Fear** · 06-09-2006, 11:21 PM

Well what a welcome, thanks gang I am feeling at home all ready, and honestly I am not a vampire
But I do participate in a little psychic scatography when I’m up to it. So it’s great to be among a Forum of nice understanding, well meaning Coprophilits …….. So suck away
‘Old ‘ Dark Fear

**Thetyim** · 06-09-2006, 11:34 PM

Originally Posted by Dark Fear

But I do participate in a little psychic scatography

Ohhh Shit !

**Dark Fear** · 07-09-2006, 12:08 AM

come on down and join our club , you know you want to and its so easy
all you need to bring with you is a pair of clean under pants and an open tin of baked beans , one rubber surgical glove and a recent copy of pig breeders weekly .
'Old' Dark Fear

**Lady Hawk** · 07-09-2006, 12:12 AM

mmm interesting? hi dark fear

**Little Chuchok** · 07-09-2006, 12:13 AM

^ Is your girlfriend/wife a pig?

**Dark Fear** · 07-09-2006, 12:36 AM

my partner would be very up set by your comment , but thank God they are under Heavy sedation at the moment due to a freak accident with the non retrieval of the clubs one and only extra large rubber surgical glove
but when they come around I know , this will be a sore point .
and may call for the spasmodic application of a well know brand of gel type lubricant , sorry must go they are now calling for extra strength
Pain Killers ....
' Old' Dark fear
Oh by the way ....Lady Hawk we must exchange comments at some time ,
I have a funny feeling

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