Well hi there

**Jethro** · 15-10-2009, 05:07 PM

Hi, my name is Jethro.

I am proud and excited to announce that I have been drug free now for 265 days.

I have been in Thailand for 6 years and have had 2 wives.

The first left me with the fish farm, or what was left of it. We lived in a remote area and the electric supply was very intermittent.

So I bought an electric engine for the lads to use when the power went out. We had fish that required the oxygen being pumped 24 hours.

Anyway, the electric went away and the boys could not figure out how to plug in the new electric engine to make it work.

Short story is all the fish died and the boys did a runner and left everything as it was. I work overseas and was away for a month. I returned to tanks full of rotten fish, the pigs were chewing on their own legs to get a feed and the dog was still chained up, but deceased.

The missus was supposed to take care of it, but fuck knows where she was the whole time, anyway I gave her a mouthful and walked off after setting fire to the house.

The second marriage is going good so far. She says she likes me for the sex, I am pretty good at it as I practiced a lot as a youngster with rubber dolls. Grew up with all the models.

Especially liked the adaptation of life like breasts that would dent with your teeth marks when you bit them. I kept a bicycle repair kit under the bed and it got a pretty good workout.

Anyway, that’s me, hope to be able to add some interesting stuff in here over time.

**chitown** · 15-10-2009, 05:16 PM

So how are things Scampy?

**Stinky** · 15-10-2009, 05:18 PM

Do you count beer as a drug? coz if you dont I've been drug free for more than 8,000 days and If do you then I've been drug free for about 48 hours

Welcome to TD

**aging one** · 15-10-2009, 05:23 PM

Jethro dont look like that. Is your last name Bodine? Did your family come from mountain stock? Find some black gold, Texas tea while you were out shooting possums? You spend yours? Y'all posting from out near the cement pond?

**daveboy** · 15-10-2009, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by Jethro

I gave her a mouthful and walked off after setting fire to the house

What a good OP tickled me.

watterinja · 15-10-2009, 06:34 PM

Jethro - greetings.

Have you ever thought about running for Prime Minister of the UK?

**Digitalwolf** · 15-10-2009, 06:45 PM

Welcome Jethro. Thanks for the background and the honesty. Sucks about the first wife. Maybe she figured you weren't coming back. Better luck with this one. Unique (to me) and interesting story at least. Burned down the house! Wow lol.

**Spin** · 15-10-2009, 06:58 PM

Hi Jethro. I'm keen to hear more about your life in Thailand.

Tell us about the good times, if there were any

**shunpike** · 15-10-2009, 07:09 PM

Hey Jethro!
Fire's fun to play with!

**smeden** · 15-10-2009, 07:26 PM

welcome to teakdoor

**jizzybloke** · 15-10-2009, 11:31 PM

sand feels nice, what do you think Jethro?

**nigelandjan** · 15-10-2009, 11:45 PM

Welcome Jethro to TD ,,,,,, I do wonder a little at your past service history though ,,,,, have you been in films ???

**edindude** · 17-10-2009, 08:03 PM

welcome

**jandajoy** · 17-10-2009, 08:23 PM

YAWN....

Oh, Hello. Welcome etc etc.

**Jethro** · 29-11-2009, 12:44 PM

Thankyou for the welcome.

I have been having some troubles with the new wife.

Seems I caught her screwing with the Swiss gent that lives up the road.

They were screwing in my bed which just made it all the worse.

**crippen** · 29-11-2009, 12:48 PM

Welcome to TD, along with all your problems.

**Jethro** · 29-11-2009, 12:54 PM

Thankyou.

Problems are here to be solved.

I consider the Swiss gent a problem.

I would like to wipe the smug grin he gave me when I caught them screwing. He looked up at me and just smiled and contiued screwing her.

I used my Swiss army knife and stuck it in his posterior.

He ran out with it still in there, so looking for a new knife as well.

**Loy Toy** · 29-11-2009, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by Jethro

Seems I caught her screwing with the Swiss gent that lives up the road. They were screwing in my bed which just made it all the worse.

You realize the bed has got to go!

Sounds like the swiss bloke owes you a beer or two as well or are you a teatotaler?

Anyway welcome!

**Gipsy** · 29-11-2009, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by Jethro

The second marriage is going good so far. She says she likes me for the sex, I am pretty good at it

Originally Posted by Jethro

I have been having some troubles with the new wife.

Looks like somebody's better

Maybe do a nice photo thread on your 'discovery'?

**chassamui** · 29-11-2009, 01:26 PM

Welcome Hooter.

**superman** · 29-11-2009, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by Jethro

Seems I caught her screwing with the Swiss gent that lives up the road.

All seems to be going like 'clockwork' then ?

**Thetyim** · 29-11-2009, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by superman

All seems to be going like 'clockwork orange' then

Just corrected that for you

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