Fun Girl Looking for Debauchery and Mayhem in LOS: Help Needed!

**alphagirl** · 07-09-2008, 12:54 AM

Hello Teak Door! I've been reading your forum for a while now, my friend Timber introduced me to life behind the Teak Doors. I'm currently doing the 9-5 grind in the banking industry in good ole St.Louis Missouri. I sit in my office and read about everyone else livin' the dream over there in LOS and yearn for a piece of the action. So I've bought my ticket now and will be there in early November for a 3 week stay.

My dilemma is this: although I would love to sit at Timba's and slam beer and steaks for 3 weeks, its my first trip to SE Asia and I need to get about and see the sights, and the guys going to be a bit tied up with business so he suggested that I make some friends on Teak Door that may be able to help me plan my trip outside of Bkk. At this point I have absolutely no concrete plans but there are a few things I'd like to do.

One is visit Cambodia, Angkor Wat in particular, I was very inspired by some of the photos you guys have posted and would love to see it up close. The other very important factor is plenty of beach time, so your beach recommendations are very much appreciated because this girl loves to tan. I would also like to get some good jungle time in up north or maybe down on the islands too, I love hiking and I think riding an elephant would be equally incredible.

Aside from those things I would really like some suggestions from you LOS old hands. Things that I may not think of. So that's my question to you all. Can you please help me make this a memorable vacation and give me the low down on how to spend this much needed time off? Oh yeah, as for the debauchery and mayhem, we've already got that planned out for some of the more colorful parts of Bkk, but I also need to know where to look once the suns gone down while I'm travelling outside of the big city. So please don't hold back on any of those areas either! And I'd love to meet some of the faces that bring me so much laughter and sunshine while I should be working, so if you want to meet up for a beer while I'm there just let me know. Thanks in advance for all your suggestions. See you soon!

**britmaveric** · 07-09-2008, 12:59 AM

Fun/debauchery = shagging???

**alphagirl** · 07-09-2008, 01:06 AM

Well shagging is fun, but I wouldn't consider it all that debaucherous

**britmaveric** · 07-09-2008, 01:09 AM

Originally Posted by alphagirl

Well shagging is fun, but I wouldn't consider it all that debaucherous

Well you haven't shagged any of these perverts here who are a bit twisted.

You doing 3weeks alone or you have a mate with you?

**alphagirl** · 07-09-2008, 01:10 AM

Originally Posted by britmaveric

Originally Posted by alphagirl

Well shagging is fun, but I wouldn't consider it all that debaucherous

Well you haven't shagged any of these perverts here who are a bit twisted.

You doing 3weeks alone or you have a mate with you?

three weeks alone, except for Timber.

**Gerbil** · 07-09-2008, 01:07 AM

Originally Posted by alphagirl

I think riding an elephant would be equally incredible.

It's alright for about 10 minutes until you realise that:

a) it's fcuking boring.
b) Elephant's stink when you're on them.
c) The seat you're on is held on with some crappy old rope which could give way at any moment and dump you off it's back end.

**alphagirl** · 07-09-2008, 01:09 AM

Thanks for the advice, I'll make sure to keep the elephant riding to a minimum!

**pomeloseed** · 23-09-2008, 07:33 AM

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Originally Posted by alphagirl

I think riding an elephant would be equally incredible.

It's alright for about 10 minutes until you realise that:

a) it's fcuking boring.
b) Elephant's stink when you're on them.
c) The seat you're on is held on with some crappy old rope which could give way at any moment and dump you off it's back end.

I read your post before I noticed the quoted part you were referring to. Initially I though you were referring to shagging itself. BTW, when you're shagging, do you have a saddle or are you holding on just with the old rope?

**Timber** · 07-09-2008, 01:08 AM

Hey Alpha, nice to see you here finally, can't wait to see you for real!

**alphagirl** · 07-09-2008, 01:13 AM

Originally Posted by Timber

Hey Alpha, nice to see you here finally, can't wait to see you for real!

I cannot wait to see you face as well, I miss it lots

bkkmadness · 07-09-2008, 01:31 AM

Originally Posted by Timber

Hey Alpha, nice to see you here finally, can't wait to see you for real!

Don't get dragged into Scampy's trolls Timber.

**Loy Toy** · 07-09-2008, 01:10 AM

Just pack as little as you think is absolutely necessary (clothes are quite cheap here) and play it day by day.
If you feel a trip up to Northern Thailand would be nice (jungles, elephant treking, etc) check with your doctor about what shots you may need. Malaria is still a problem up in that region so best to take precautions and to make sure.
Close your eyes and venture head first into what I hope will be a great experience for you.
Travel safe!

**alphagirl** · 07-09-2008, 01:11 AM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Just pack as little as you think is absolutely necessary (clothes are quite cheap here) and play it day by day.
If you feel a trip up to Northern Thailand would be nice (jungles, elephant treking, etc) check with your doctor about what shots you may need. Malaria is still a problem up in that region so best to take precautions and to make to make sure.
Close your eyes and venture head first into what I hope will be a great experience for you.
Travel safe!

Thanks so much! I cannot simply wait.

**britmaveric** · 07-09-2008, 01:13 AM

Beach/Tan - prob go to Phuket, nice there for that sort of thing.

Be cautious and don't get overly legless unless you are with good company who can make sure you get back to your hotel alright.

**alphagirl** · 07-09-2008, 01:19 AM

Thanks, and I wouldn't get overly legless without Timber there or someone he trusted alot...

**Thetyim** · 07-09-2008, 01:19 AM

Before I make any suggestions can you tell me if that is you in your avatar

**alphagirl** · 07-09-2008, 01:20 AM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Before I make any suggestions can you tell me if that is you in your avatar

My avatar is Al Swearengen from deadwood, so no its not me. I am not an ugly old man

**britmaveric** · 07-09-2008, 01:22 AM

^ Thetyim - you mean the killer set of legs???

**alphagirl** · 07-09-2008, 01:24 AM

Originally Posted by britmaveric

^ Thetyim - you mean the killer set of legs???

well yes the legs are mine
thanks

**Thetyim** · 07-09-2008, 01:22 AM

^^ Thanks

I suggest you get in touch with Scampy for a three week fling and then he will have something new to post about

**alphagirl** · 07-09-2008, 01:27 AM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

^^ Thanks

I suggest you get in touch with Scampy for a three week fling and then he will have something new to post about

Ha, I'd better not, he'd probably fall in love and try to follow me back home

**britmaveric** · 07-09-2008, 01:25 AM

Nice to see what joins them!!!

**britmaveric** · 07-09-2008, 01:28 AM

^Only if you support him alphagirl - Scampy does have expenses.

**alphagirl** · 07-09-2008, 01:31 AM

I'm not really into supporting anyone but myself. My expenses are enough

**britmaveric** · 07-09-2008, 01:33 AM

Bkk - Oh this is Scampy?

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