Cheeky Farang (Hello 2 u all)

**cheeky farang** · 30-03-2006, 09:43 AM

Ok OK OK, just to let you all know the FATEST BASTARD in the world is here, and if you ever find a house with double doors to every room you know I live there..

Hope to have decent, fun , serious, crap, angry, disjointed, humourous, etc etc discussions with you lot at some point.

later

CF

**ChiangMai noon** · 30-03-2006, 09:49 AM

Hello cheeky farang and welcome to our witty, humorous little family.
how many kilos do you weigh??

**obsidian** · 30-03-2006, 10:11 AM

yup yup and hello , cf

**cheeky farang** · 30-03-2006, 10:20 AM

Ok, for those that NEED to be personal about my weight, HERE GOES.

I checked in a hotel a while ago in BKK, after all the joking and messing around with the bell-boy - check-in staff etc etc. they decided they would take me to a set of scales, NOW these scales went of the scale so to say. But here is the funny bit, the lift gave a alarm warning when there was only me, my suitecases, and 2 Thai in there, fortunatlly I stayed in and the 2 Thai had to use the stair case hahahahaha

**kingwilly** · 30-03-2006, 10:24 AM

^ hello - but surely u shittin us!

**cheeky farang** · 30-03-2006, 10:28 AM

All I can say is, I have not posted my photo here on my profile because I am so fat, it would take 25 minutes to download a picture of me from the Internet.

**Storekeeper** · 30-03-2006, 10:30 AM

Are you so fat that the back of your neck looks like a pack of hotdogs ?

**cheeky farang** · 30-03-2006, 10:35 AM

Sausages/Hotdogs love them so much when I go to a restaurant they just give me an estimate of how much the bill will be before thay even take an order.

AND HEY don't get personal about parts of my anatomy OK

CF

**kingwilly** · 30-03-2006, 10:52 AM

^ hehe

wot u mean like "if u look down can you see your co...........

cold toes without using a mirror ???

lol

**cheeky farang** · 30-03-2006, 11:20 AM

I was fat that when born, I swear I already had stretch marks.

And I assume you assume I am MALE.

YOU SHOULD NEVER " ASSUME " anything in life. All it does is make an ASS_out of_U_and_ME (ASS_U_ME)

Hey is carrying 20kg of Crack a problem here ?

**Fon Tok** · 30-03-2006, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by cheeky farang

I was fat that whe born, I swear I already had stretch marks.

And I assume you assume I am MALE.

YOU SHOULD NEVER " ASSUME " anything in life. All it does is make an ASS_out of_U_and_ME (ASS_U_ME)

Hey is carrying 20kg of Crack a problem here ?

I once knew a girl with 20kg's of crack,

She was one fat ugly lump of blubber !

**Thetyim** · 30-03-2006, 02:16 PM

Hi Cheeky, glad you have found your way here at last.

We have weighted a long time for you.

**hillbilly** · 30-03-2006, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by cheeky farang

YOU SHOULD NEVER " ASSUME " anything in life. All it does is make an ASS_out of_U_and_ME (ASS_U_ME)

Welcome through our doors of Teak. I think you will 'fit in' in that seat over there, well maybe over here.

Sorry sir/my lady, would you prefer to stand?

**cheeky farang** · 30-03-2006, 09:00 PM

Welcome through our doors of Teak. I think you will 'fit in' in that seat over there, well maybe over here.

Sorry sir/my lady, would you prefer to stand?

Hey, hope you are going to sit next to me and HANG ON, because when I
fart the National Weather Agency assign them names.

**bbigman21** · 05-04-2006, 06:51 AM

hola senior

**stroller** · 05-04-2006, 01:47 PM

20kg crack?
Major problem mate!

Now you told them they'll all be pestering you to share it with them.

**Begbie** · 05-04-2006, 04:19 PM

It's the snowman

**nigel** · 09-04-2006, 06:18 PM

I would think carrying 20 kilos of crack in the kingdom would be a bad idea.

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