Welcome, I hope you find happiness and laughter within this digital playground.
Someone will at some point accuse you of being someone called Smeg, just ignore them.
Chok Dee
Welcome to this mad house!
Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.
Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it. They're waking up. Treat the wife. Treat somebody else's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the bloody locks. Here. One for you. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. "Too late, too late" will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages..
Shalom
^Meet Joe90.
Previously known as 'Chitty'.
He mostly posts completely pointless c+p.
Without including references, links or sources to his cut n pastes
Meet Cyrille, he has Always been a "Cyrille " or Sybille, Cryall, Ciz and a few other names not fit for the newbies forum.
Basically snipes, nit picks and is head of the Grammar Police on TD.
Edmond, well he's an algorithm and you can't trust him as far as Lulu can throw him.
Willy the multinicker and serial abuser of the reputation system and Sugar Poofs, its his life.
Enjoy the forum and take it with a pinch of salt and a bottle of Absinthe or Sang Som depending on your tipple ..
and the great king cock strikes again with another red...that I can't actually see.....
where did you go, Captain Disorderly?
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