May I please introduce myself

[The Joker]

Hi, I've just joined your forum having been introduced by a fellow member. My mission is to seek out and destroy batman. To do this I will entertain a certain decorum of inconsequential banter... but my real goal will be looking for crucial clues. I was told the answers will be found behind the Teak Door. I've found the door and I'm coming in...

[Thetyim]

Welcome aboard.

Batman is here and posts under the name of YT
That's the only clue I can give you

[sabang]

Welcome Joker. Batman says :eek1:.

[MeMock]

lose the red please.

[Frankenstein]

Welcome. I am afraid you have been led astray as Batman bats for the other team. Still, do stick around.

[Dougal]

Welcome Joker. I don't know where batman is but there are one or two Butt men here that might like to make your acquaintance.

[danbo]

Finding Batman's easy, just get yourself a WWII searchlight and make yourself a bat shaped silhouette out of a stiff piece of card. Beating Batman is a whole different proposition though, just ask your mate penguin.

[hillbilly]

... I was told the answers will be found behind the Teak Door. I've found the door and I'm coming in...

And the answers can be found, only if your not in the red...

[mad_dog]

Nickelson is one of my favourite actors. Welcome indeed !!

[kingwilly]

hey - this latest bunch of newbie threads is well interesting, well compared to the

" hi my name is smeg and i hope to post many more times on this forum adn thanks for the help guys i'll see ya all in october when i start teaching ! "

[Jet Gorgon]

Welcome, Joker. Yes, red doesn't suit you.
It would be fun to do a post mortum of all the geriatrics' introductions:
Hi, I'm Dirty Dog and I own this place. Don't f* with me.
Hello, I'm King Willy. I, erm, well can you find me a wife?
Marmite is my name, slash and burn is my game. Handle that?
This here's Hillbilly. I'm gonna build me a house.
Hi...my name is Danbo...is it ok if I errr join here? I won't make any problems or anything...just sit quiet like...
Hello, my name Mad Dog. I teach english. can you find me skool to work?
Thetyim, here. Found this site and thought I'd add some intelligence to the unit.
My name is Boon Mee, and I'm from the United States of America. And I love my country.
Good day to you all! My name is Lady Hawke. I came to help in any way I can.
Hi, assh*les. My name is Jarvis, I've been kicked off every forum I joined. I want to add Teak Door to my list.

[The Joker]

I'm only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside I'm really crying / You might join me for a weep.

[stroller]

It would be fun to do a post mortum of all the geriatrics' introductions:

Hi, my name is Blake, I have a quaint impulse to mix with the uneducated classes from time to time, for amusement.

Fok, I'm rigger, and tough.

Hi, I'm big Little Chuchok. You're all pussies.

Hi, I'm CMN, one of the most prolific posters, I am not gay, and I need some advice why my computer doesn't play vinyl records. Have I done something wrong?

Hi, I'm FriscoFrankie, you know where I'm from, man. Those were the days.

I am Milkman.

I am here.

Now.

You are, too.