I woke up last week, to my better half informing me that it was time to get a new love of her life. This initially had me worried, until I remembered that I come fourth in her life of loves after cars, guns and knives. So I tactfully asked, so you've got your gun licence sorted out? no silly she said, that will take forever, I'm getting a new car; its the car show next week, I'm bored with toyota and i'm bored with getting 10km/l; i fancy a nissan
This one word filled me with dread, nissan, the only company that managed to make every volvo ever built look like a work of art, a company that thinks 'teana' is a cool name for a car. It proably is a cool name for that buxum 20 something leggy secretary sat on your knee with a belt for a skirt and an IQ to match... and whilst you might want to be in one, you certainly would not want to drive around in one.
So its Friday and were off to the show, she's ideally wants to spend about 6-800k but can go to about 1400k for something special. first its chrisler, the cruze, its borning and lasts about 30 seconds until its decided that we take a look at suberu not expecting see anything affordable. In engineering terms, lovely cars, but what they have in engineering they certainly lack in beauty. It turned out this was a productive visit. first they are selling a model called the brz, and well its the first suberu I ahve ever seen which I would call atheistically pleasing, completly impractical and looks like if can go like a bat out of hell, a nice car. but its 2.6 million and out of reach. Then there was the new XV, its 1.3 million and its a bit like a small toyota fortuna for civilized people who don't mind the lack of a free gun with everyone sold. This got added to better halfs buy me list.
next stop nissan, she didn't want to tena, too expensive and way too big. no she was interested in a small model which I will call the nissan syphlus, many because its so boring i cannot rember its name but also to demonize it. fortunatly for me we discover you cannot fold the rear seats down to make the boot bigger. who in their right mind thinks this is a good idea? obviously nissan. so to a great sigh of relive nissan's out of the running.
Next its toyota, talk about usless sales people, loads of customers milling around waiting to be served and a couple of dozen sales people sat around the stage making the place look untidy and playing with their phones. then theres this lass that came to us, gave us 2 minutes handed us her card and pissed off leaving others to sell the car. clever of her really as by doing this the hard work of the other sales people gets assinged to her and she gets the commission... lovly
the cambery is too big, so it comes down to the new preus at 1.2-3 million. nice car with very good urban and praticually rot dit fuel consumption. seriously impressed better half. then there is the altis, which is fine, its an ok car. but its a little bit same same as we currently have a 17 year old corola
Then its Mazda, now they make the imaginatively named mazda3, which for a car in its class has a very nicely designed interia, not as nice as suberu, but better than Toyota and nissan. to be honest is about the same price as the toyata altis, and so much better, apart from the argument second hand spares, resale value and wide availablity of serveice senters I cannot see why anyone would by an altis after seeing the mazda.... better half thinks this so the altis is out
So by saturday we have it down to three cars the suberu xv, maza 3 and the toyta prius. it looks like the prius is winning as this afternoon we went to a toyta dealer thats not at the show to get a better deal, so test drive tomorrow. i think it was suberus engine being fussy about its fuel, that put her off itr and the mazda's fuel consumprion wasn't that different from what we get with the current car.
so after boringyou to shit with that deitribe i guess i should ask the bettyboo question. what do you chaps think of the prios any you got one.
And whilst i know why cars in thailand are such crap value for money, why unless you love white, silver and black do they have such a shit range of generall crap colours?