The Adventures of Wandering Bob

[somtamslap]

Season 1?

Until HBO axe it, I reckon..

[somtamslap]

Bob, fuelled by a several gallons of scotch and a seething rage, makes his way to the marital home in order to confront his cold-hearted ex-wife and her skinny, rice guzzling prick of a husband..

[patsycat]

Excellent!!!

[robbo]

i wanna see him blow her away!!!!!!!!!! more more!!!!!!

[taxexile]

I wanna see her blow him.

[somtamslap]

Excellent!!!

Thanks, Pats. Bob's a bit of a hunk isn't he.

i wanna see him blow her away!

I wanna see her blow him.

Bob makes decisions on a whim.

It could go either way.

Dot, dot, dot

[laymond]

very funny,throwing a dart into the milky way??or a sausage up a dark alley.love your work champ.

[woolyback]

class

[Rural Surin]

"...me sucky sucky, love you long time"


"I think not"

Pure gold.

[somtamslap]

very funny,throwing a dart into the milky way??or a sausage up a dark alley.love your work champ.

There's a few variations of that - tossing a banana into the jungle for example..

"I think not"

No more Mr. Nice Guy.. Old Bob's baying for blood.

[charleyboy]

Greened! Excellant work Slap.

[withnallstoke]

Shame about Hank.

[Finney64]

her skinny, rice guzzling prick of a husband..

Can't wait for his entrance - hope it's Steve Buscemi playing him - Bob'll shit it

[somtamslap]

Shame about Hank.

His legacy saved the day. Bob is now armed, pissed, psychotic and horny.

hope it's Steve Buscemi playing him

I gave Steve a call actually. Ungrateful fucker's busy.

[Rural Surin]

Shame about Hank.

His legacy saved the day. Bob is now armed, pissed, psychotic and horny.

hope it's Steve Buscemi playing him

I gave Steve a call actually. Ungrateful fucker's busy.

Do you keep unusual company, dontcha?

[taxexile]

bob is now armed, pissed, psychotic and horny.

So he gets the blowie then?

[somtamslap]

So he gets the blowie then?

I forgot to mention that Bob has recently developed an infatuation with necrophilia. Methinks buggery rather than blowies may be involved.

[taxexile]

Better put the kleenex away then.

[palexxxx]

So he gets the blowie then?

I forgot to mention that Bob has recently developed an infatuation with necrophilia. Methinks buggery rather than blowies may be involved.

So, I'm assuming that we can forget about the 'G' rating when this comes out on the big screen then.

[somtamslap]

So, I'm assuming that we can forget about the 'G' rating when this comes out on the big screen then.

Not once Bob starts going at it with the farmyard animals too.

[taxexile]

S'tam, yarns that have at their centre a troubled hero, should end in redemption, so instead of him ending up drunk and balls deep in the backside of a corpse or farmyard animal may I humbly suggest he eventually finds salvation in the arms of a cheerful, loving lass.

We all love a happy ending, and the kleenex will come in handy for drying up my tears as they walk hand in hand into the sunset.





No?.............. didnt think so.

[somtamslap]

No?.............. didnt think so.

Bob's keeping his options open. It's either the hand in hand sunset walk, or a life in the Bangkok hilton shanking ladymen up the shitter.

The world is still is his oyster.

[beerlaodrinker]

Can't wait for his entrance - hope it's Steve Buscemi playing him - Bob'll shit it

Only his mum could love that face , bob will be brickin it for sure

[somtamslap]

bob will be brickin it for sure

Bob fears no one.

Bob meets his ex-wife's husband, Somjit McFuckwit, and they share a little heart to heart..

[jizzybloke]

Good stuff slappy!