World Cup 2010 in Thai

[somtamslap]

So, you too have the misfortune to have your game stained by the slapstick natterings of some semi deranged retard?

Let's make the best of a bad situation and try to understand what the Thai commentators are waffling on about..

Here's a few words and grunts that I've picked up since the World Cup began..

Chon sao = hit the post

Chon karn = hit the bar

Bpert (as in open) = cross the ball

Lum na = offside

Hanbon nair num = Definitly a hand ball

Mmmm Hmmmm (almost spoken through the nose) = Bloody hell

Ooooh Hoooooor = Fucking hell


Anymore for anymore..??

[aging one]

Pratu for goal but not heard often enough. Good stuff.

Wing Dee Runs fast..

[Marmite the Dog]

Ying - Shoot
Wing - Run
Footbun - Football
Feekik - Free kick
Penan tee - Penalty
Huw makk - I'm very hungry
Now - I'm cold
Alai wah?! - I've just gained some sort of conciousness
Mai dee loi - England

[somtamslap]

Pratu for goal

I think pratu is the actual goal itself, where as to score a goal would be 'khao pratu'...

but now heard often enough.

true,,too many 'yang mai dai's' in this cup..

[dantilley]

Supersave!!! = good save

[Humbert]

soot yawt! = fantastic, highest possible

[Norgy]

Mai dee loi - England

heheheh..

[Mr R Sole]

This world cup has (for me) been really fuc*ing boring and the refereeing has been totally inconsistant...How much are the ref's taking in 'bungs' to make some of the atrocious decisions that I have witnessed...I think that Ref's should be replaced completely by video replay....

Last nights game N.Z against Italy the penalty decision was absolute tosh... Had the ref' not given in to the play acting by the Italian player then they would've never have bleeding scored..boring and poor football...Don't even start me on the USA Slov' game...Jesus the ref' should've been taken out and shot like the dog that he is...blind as a bat doesn't even come in to it..unless of course he made a pretty penny out of the choice calls he made...

USA youse were robbed...Blind...and going on the standard of the football I think that USA maybe serious contenders...unless the teams step up this game I'm gonna enter my own team of paraplegics and they'll clean up and come home with the trophy

[Orroz]

John Telly = John Terry

[jojo333]

I am stuck in the middle of the desert in Abu Dhabi and unfortunately we can only get the World Cup in Arabic, but with the noise those damm vuzuzela’s make I am glad to watch the games with the mute on.

[kmart]

"Mare!!!!" = Mum. As in "fucking heck, Mum!"

"Supersave" = Super save (by any goalie other than Robert Green)

[somtamslap]

"Mare!!!!" = Mum.

I'd heard that..thought that the commentator was being rude though..as in 'yet mare'..appalled I was..

[ItsRobsLife]

Good thread. If you can't beat 'em join'em,, better than f**king crying about it.

[harrybarracuda]

I am stuck in the middle of the desert in Abu Dhabi and unfortunately we can only get the World Cup in Arabic, but with the noise those damm vuzuzela’s make I am glad to watch the games with the mute on.

JoJo ask whoever's got the remote control to change it to Al Jazeera World Cup channel.

Then you can listen to cretins like Ian Dowie and Sam Allardyce trying their best to explain proper football (which considering neither of the c**ts knows what it is, is quite a laugh).

[pompeybloke]

Ooooh Hoooooor = Fucking hell

Ooooooooh Hooooooooor = It's a throw in

Oooh hhorrrrrr = Slightly interesting, but not really, just wanted to say that ooh hooor thing again.

oh yes, hyena like high pitched giggling when a player stuffs up and loses face as that's well funny in a denigrating, laughing AT you kind of way.

[taxexile]

ห่วยหว่ะ that sucks

เจ๋ง awesome

พรึวหว่ะ great pass

[Bogon]

Mai mee krai - No f##kers there.
Pit pratu - closed the door.
Bor (insert shirt number) - I don't know the name of the player 'cos I'm a shit commentator and cannot name the dude's name.
Ying mai laeng - weak shot (no power).

[Mordechai]

"Som Nam Na"

[withnallstoke]

John Telly = John Terry

That's Tulleee. As in John Tulleeee.
Oooooooooooh Haaaaaaaaaa led. = I say, the chap is orf.
Tara duck= Au revoir.