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    Quote Originally Posted by lost the plot View Post
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    How much barfine?
    Ee hia. Yet dtuut khun, thaorai?
    Are you sure thats right!
    I missed the first part of Marmers Thai quote.
    I usually pronounce it "hee harr". But my Thai isn't that good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda
    I usually pronounce it "hee harr".
    As in Yeee Haarr, biiaaatch.

    There's no H sound whatsoever in the first word.. Its a rude prefix EE or อี. Try it..oi EE Somchai maa nee wai wai..but you'd prob get shot, so don't.

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    Its a bit like when the calls call you "darklink" instead of darling.

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    I used to have trouble asking for it, now I just have trouble doing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    the next video we could go deeper into Thai Farang relationships with translations for things like, "These handcuffs are too tight", "Whip me harder" to "Did you bring the ropes"?
    So what's the Thai for "Hit me again with that length of four by two."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humbert View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by notanameleft View Post
    what about...
    nice body = shape ba-h
    Thai's kind of a shortcut language. You would never say those
    words in spoken Thai.
    Tua = body (and you have to include who the body belongs to in the sentence)
    Ra sa nah = pretty much the word for 'form' ....
    Oh really? Thank you for correct me!

    แกนะสิ ไม่รู้เรื่อง แหม..เป็นฝรั่งทำมาสอนคนไทยนะยะ
    แถวบ้านชั้นน่ะ เค้าพูดกันว่า เชพบ๊ะ แปลว่า อื้อ หือ.. หุ่นน่าฟัดจริงๆ
    ฮ่าๆๆๆ

    แต่ถ้าจะพูดให้มันเป็นทางการขึ้นมานิดนึง เค้าใช้คำว่า รูปร่าง = body
    รูปร่างดี, หุ่นสวย = nice body
    ไม่ใช่ ตัว อย่างที่แกเข้าใจหรอก
    Last edited by notanameleft; 03-08-2009 at 09:55 PM.
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    Bar fine gee baht...how much is the bar fine
    or bar fine tao rai...
    I'm just guess at this!

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    Chatting up Thai girls in Thai

    Ok, this one hasn't got to the stage of mentioning whips, cucumbers, friends joining in and stuff like that yet, probably best to take those Thai girls out for a drink and dance first.

    Let's go out.
    ไปเที่ยวกันเถอะ
    PAI TÎAW GAN THÙH

    What time would you like to meet?
    จะเจอกันกี่โมงดี
    JÀ JER-GAN GÈE-MONG DEE

    What shall we do tonight?
    คืนนี้เราจะทำอะไรกันดี
    KEUN-NÉE RAO JA THAM A-RAI GAN DEE

    I want to go dancing.
    ผม อยากไปเต้น
    PHǑM YÀK PAI TÊN

    I want to get drunk.
    ผม อยากเมา
    PHǑM YÀK MAO

    I want to meet some women.
    ผมอยากเจอสาวๆ
    PHǑM YÀK JER SǍO SǍO

    Can I buy you a drink?
    ผมขอเลี้ยงเครื่องดื่มได้ไหมครับ
    PHǑM KǍW LÍANG KRÊUANG-DÈUM DÂI MǍI KRÁP

    What would you like to drink?
    คุณอยากดื่มอะไร ครับ
    KUN YÀK DÈUM A-RAI KRÁP

    This place is good.
    ที่นี่สนุกดี
    THÊE-NÊE SA-NÙK DEE

    This place is too loud.
    ที่นี่เสียงดังเกินไป
    THÊE-NÊE SǏANG-DANG GERN-PAI

    Let's go somewhere else.
    ไปที่อื่นกันเถอะ
    PAI THÊE-ÈUN GAN-THÙH

    What time does this place close?
    ที่นี่ปิดกี่โมง
    THÊE-NÊE PÌT GÈE-MONG

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    smoker tao rai KRUP

    song roi dai mai KRUP

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    Learn Thai with youtube.


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    Quote Originally Posted by robuzo View Post
    Might want to add, "I have lots of money."
    Or "This ATM is currently out of service."

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    nice videos, quite helpful

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    Just a suggestion after all that falderal about what would you like to drink, meet when, what shall we do, etc.

    At the end of the evening,…………. “please hit the lights on your way out”.

    Chuay Pid-Fai Gawn Ook Pai Duay

    ช่วยปิดไฟ ก่อนออกไปด้วย


    And no need to go out dancing (what is that all about,….go dancing?).

    Just tell her,………… “dance for me, please”.

    Ten Hai Du Nhoi

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    Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

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    How about;

    1. May I please meet your family?

    2. Lets talk Sin Sot!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by notanameleft View Post
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    tood suay, tawd gang geng nai dai laew
    works for me
    oh purple doesn't work well, ss!
    this photo not of ass??? am think legs to the knee cap look and u will see..jing jing..

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    I want to get drunk.
    ผม อยากเมา
    PHǑM YÀK MAO

    I am very familiar with this phrase....

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    Chatting up Thai Girls

    You are so cute.
    khun naa-rak maak

    You look so beautiful.
    khun suay maak

    I like you.
    phom chawp khun

    I like you very much.
    di-chan chawp khun maak
    (female speakers)

    Can I have your number?
    phom khaw ber tho-ra-sap dai mai
    (male speakers)

    I will give you a call.
    laew di-chan ja tho haa

    Can you give me a call?
    tho haa phom dai mai

    Are you free tonight?
    khuen-nii khun waang mai

    Are you free tomorrow?
    phrung-nii khun waang mai

    Can I see you tomorrow?
    phrung-nii phom jer khun dai mai

    Do you want a drink?
    khun yaak duem a-rai mai

    I love you.
    phom rak khun
    (male speakers)

    Thank you for today.
    khawp-khun sam-rap wan-nii

    Sweet dreams.
    fan dii na



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    Getting a Thai Girl into BED

    You are the most beautiful girl I've ever met.
    khun pen phuu-ying thii suay thii-sut thii phom khery jer maa

    You look so beautiful tonight.
    khuen-nii khun duu suay maak

    You are not like any other girls I've ever met before.
    khun mai meuan phuu-ying khon uen-uen thii phom khery jer maa

    I want to know you better.
    phom yaak ruu-jak khun maak-kwaa nii

    You are so special for me.
    khun pen khon phi-set sam-rap phom

    I want to hear your voice again.
    phom yaak dai-yin siang khawng-khun iik-khrang

    I'm so excited to see you again.
    phom tuen-ten maak thii ja dai jer khun iik-khrang

    How do you think about me?
    khun khit kap phom yang-ngai

    You are the girl of my dreams.
    khun pen phuu-ying nai fan khawng-phom

    I fell in love with you since the first time when I saw you.
    phom tok-lum-rak khun tang-tae khrang raek thii phom hen khun

    I will never forget your beautiful smile.
    phom ja mai-mii-wan luem rawy-yim thii suay-ngaam khawng-khun

    Can you be my girlfriend?
    khun pen faen kap phom dai mai

    I want to be with you forever.
    phom yaak yuu kap khun ta-lawt-pai

    You will always be in my heart.
    khun ja yuu nai hua-jai khawng-phom sa-mer

    I miss you every day and every night.
    phom khit-thueng khun thuk-wan thuk-khuen



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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    You are the most beautiful girl I've ever met.
    khun pen phuu-ying thii suay thii-sut thii phom khery jer maa

    You look so beautiful tonight.
    khuen-nii khun duu suay maak

    You are not like any other girls I've ever met before.
    khun mai meuan phuu-ying khon uen-uen thii phom khery jer maa

    I want to know you better.
    phom yaak ruu-jak khun maak-kwaa nii

    You are so special for me.
    khun pen khon phi-set sam-rap phom

    I want to hear your voice again.
    phom yaak dai-yin siang khawng-khun iik-khrang

    I'm so excited to see you again.
    phom tuen-ten maak thii ja dai jer khun iik-khrang

    How do you think about me?
    khun khit kap phom yang-ngai

    You are the girl of my dreams.
    khun pen phuu-ying nai fan khawng-phom

    I fell in love with you since the first time when I saw you.
    phom tok-lum-rak khun tang-tae khrang raek thii phom hen khun

    I will never forget your beautiful smile.
    phom ja mai-mii-wan luem rawy-yim thii suay-ngaam khawng-khun

    Can you be my girlfriend?
    khun pen faen kap phom dai mai

    I want to be with you forever.
    phom yaak yuu kap khun ta-lawt-pai

    You will always be in my heart.
    khun ja yuu nai hua-jai khawng-phom sa-mer

    I miss you every day and every night.
    phom khit-thueng khun thuk-wan thuk-khuen

    How about some of the English chat up lines. like -

    How do you like your eggs in the morning? fertilised?

    Grab your your coat, you've pulled

    I'm gay, but when i first saw you i knew i like girls more

    Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

    I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

    Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

    Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the 500 baht?

    I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

    You know what would look great on you? Me.

    Can I read your T shirt in brail?

    Your mum was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

    Any chance any of these can be translated into Thai and more to the point, would they GET IT?

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