Does anyone know the Thai for.....

[ChiangMai noon]

"Fukk you ****face. If you think I'm going to make my motorbike any fukking quieter so you can have a fukking lie in in the fukking mornings you must be out of your tiny little IQ'd fukking mind you stupid little tiny cocked piece of nasty brained shit"

If my wife knows, she's not telling.

[shazbut]

"loytoy" springs to mind.....

[Thetyim]

****face is "Naa Hee"

[ChiangMai noon]

^
Not Naa Hoi??

[NickA]

Fang si, Na Hee, ta Khun khit wa phom ja tham siang motorcy bow bow gwa nii pro wa khun yak norn ton chao...khun pen khun ba lair ngoh mak...etc....etc...

well, most of that's not right and it's not particularly nasty cos i don't really know any of the swear words and I'm not too sure of the transliteration but it's the best I could do off the top of my head

[dirtydog]

Not Naa Hoi??

Thats too polite, thetyims one is much more aggressive and impolite

[ChiangMai noon]

Is it pronounced hee as in wee or hee as in hair??

[Rigger]

Just ride past in the morning with the throttle wide open
Which is what I did when a guy down the road had a bitch about my bike being to loud. Now I just cruise pass at low rpm and he doesnt say a word about it

[shazbut]

Is it pronounced hee as in wee or hee as in hair??

hoi = oyster
hee = kunt

pronounced like wee.

[ChiangMai noon]

but they also refer to a hoi as a pussy don't they?

[shazbut]

only cause its a bit fishy....

can also use 'jim'

[ChiangMai noon]

only cause its a bit fishy.

I don't think that's the reason chuch.
I think it's because it shares similar physical characteristics.

There are good reasons for my low libido.
What was the good Lord thinking when he invented the female sexual organ??

[shazbut]

^A nice place to have a good feed?

[lom]

What was the good Lord thinking when he invented the female sexual organ??

That's a very good question for you to ask in that religious forum you joined.

[Thetyim]

jim is a polite word, you can use it with the wifey

hoy is Ok for joking with the lads

hee is abusive

[shazbut]

yep,that's why I use the term..eg:"hee men mak"...

[Frankenstein]

I asked Noi, she said this would work

ahgaht wun nee sooay ngahm jung ler-ee noh pee
motosai pom see chohmpoo puea ja tum hi koon cow ji wah pom pen doot lair tum hi pee roo-suek ngee-un
pom gor ler-ee ja dai dorn grabee moo korng koon fun tem tee
toot pom chorb kooay thai jing jing
mun nah rug leg leg my tum hi pom jeb mooan kooay fahlung
chorb too-ah dum jang ler-ee ... uhm uhm

[Thetyim]

toot pom chorb kooay thai jing jing

I can't see that bit in the OP.

[blackgang]

Damn, I never heard no morning shit when I lived in CM either, but down here they start the shit at 0430 and the Wat kicks the huge high powered speakers on at 0500 and if anyones kid is going to the wat and play monk for a couple weeks then they also kick on the large sound trucks at 0500 and play that loud shit just same as they do At a funeral or wedding or anything else.
Always got to start everything at 0500 tho, 500,000 watts of power thru 70 watt speakers so the noise is real loud and of shit quality with a solid rhythm coming from the electronics.

[Spin]

Sounds like you need to have a beer and chill out Noony

[MeMock]

Is this the same neighbour from hell as before?

[Spin]

^ Memock, can you confirm that the lady in your avatar has 2 legs?

That been of some concern to me for a while now

[MeMock]

yep here is some proof

[MeMock]

woops - that is a little inconclusive isn't it

Hows this?

[Fabian]

No, he means the one in the background whose other leg is either hidden by your daughter's face or not existent.