^ & ^^ yeah, I often put it on text messages to the wife when I'm in trouble for something.
The only one I ever used was mai tem baht for not the full ticket. Thais seem to find it funny...
Sometimes I threaten to dop salop salai the wife which gets her laughing - seems to be a girly slap on another girl.
Yes, I am probably the worst at Thai on TD (as well as one of the worst at English; excluding the Australians, obviously...).