End of a baseball game, airtime left on the radio.

Commentator:"Let's have a comment from the audience."
Big hand rises up: "My name is Pete Brown: B-R-O-W-N. I am proud to live in Missouri, 6'4 tall, white from head to toe, and I just want to say: I hate them commie unionists from Chicago."

Com: "Thank you, let's have another comment"
Big prank rises up: "My name is Pete Brown: B-R-O-W-N. I am proud to come from Missouri, 6'4 tall, white from head to toe, and I just want to say: I hate them Muuslims."

A moment of silence.
Com: "Let's hear another voice from the audience."
Big hand rises to the challenge: "My name is Pete Brown: B-R-O-W-N. I am proud to be a Southerner, 6'4 tall, white from head to toe, and I just wanna say: I hate them black folks."

Silence.
Com:"Now let's have one last comment, somebody else, please"
A barely noticable small arm rises amongst the crowd: "My name is Mustafa Rariya, 5'6 tall, I am proud to be a unionist from Chicago, and my skin is black from head to toe, except my arsehole. My arsehole is brown: B-R-O-W-N."