Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare
> species of gorilla.
> >Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very
> cantankerous and difficult to
> >handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian
> determined the problem. The
> >gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there
> were no male gorillas of
> >the species available. While reflecting on their
> problem, the Zoo
> >management noticed Graham, a big Kiwi lad & former
> All
> >Black, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery.
> Graham, like most Kiwis,
> >seemed to be possessed with ample ability to
> satisfy a female of any
> >species. So the Zoo administrators thought they
> might have a solution .
> >Graham was approached with a proposition . Would he
> be willing to have sex
> >with the gorilla for $500? Graham showed some
> interest, but said he would
> >have to think the matter over carefully.
> >
> >The following day, Graham announced that he would
> accept their offer, but
> >only under three conditions: "Fust," he said, "I
> don"t want to have to kuss
> >er ." "Sicondly, you must niver niver tull anyone
> about thus." The Zoo
> >administration quickly agreed to these conditions,
> so they asked what was
> >his third condition . "Wull," said Graham, "You
> gotta give me another wik
> >to come up with the $500."