A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular checkup.

"Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor
asked.

"Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest cut,
it seems to bleed for hours," she replied. "Do you think I might
be a hemophiliac?"

"Well," the doctor answered, "hemophilia is a genetic disorder
and it is more often found in men, but it is possible for a woman
to be a hemophiliac. Tell me, how much you lose when you have
your period?"

After calculating for a moment the hooker replied,

"Oh, about seven or eight hundred dollars, I guess."