Never laugh at your girlfriends choices... your one of them.
Never laugh at your girlfriends choices... your one of them.
Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons. They forgot to mention Morons.
I think that’s 21 posts in a row. The forum software won’t even let me quote them all.
thats gotta be some kind of forum record.
“An old man and his wife are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the old lady bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super pussy!" And the old man says, "I'll have the soup.”
“I got drunk and then got my picture taken. So that way, when I get pulled over for drunk driving I look the same as on my license.”
“Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, its probably crap.”
“How does it feel to be the least cultured person at a bus station?”
Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
I have very little side effects from my medications. They can fit right into my pocket.
- Knock, knock! Who's there? Will. Will who? Will you stop with these corny jokes already?
- Knock, knock! Who's there? Duncan. Duncan who? Duncan Oreos in milk from my Smeg fridge is my favorite snack.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wren. Wren who? Wren will these jokes ever end?
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Waddle. Waddle who? Waddle it take to stop knocking?
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Herd. Herd who? Herd you the first time you knocked.
FFS David when are you going to finish opening all the Xmas crackers?
Knock Knock ! Who's there ? Lars. Lars who ? Lars Warning !
snag of small balcony when trying to prevent catwoman whipping your banger, you don't know wether to block her passage of to toss yourelf off
GOT ANY RIBTICKLER GINGER WHINGER?
Behind every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
knock KNOCK Who’s there? Norma. Norma who? Norma-lly, I don’t complain, but you left the toilet seat up again.
three situations in our lives that tend to require witnesses, big accidents, then crimes, and last but not least, marriages.
Women get married to men because they believe they can change them, but men get married to women because they think they will never change. The coincidence lies in the fact that they are both wrong.
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug
Wife and I had been happy for 23 years, it was after that when we first met each other.
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