Thread: A syndicate of 6 black people have won the lottery

'Sdigit' carlsberg don't do retards, but if they did.

Oh fuck off noodles, that was a goodun, I tailored it specially for you.

Ungreatful miserable humourless tard. Last time make an effort for you I can tell ya!

I liked it.

Thankyou

Why do Cadbury's make white chocolate buttons?
So that black kids can have messy faces as well!

If it's a good joke it's not racist.
If it degrades or is a stupid joke it's racist.
Maybe.

What was so bad about being a black Jew?
You had to sit in the back of the oven.

What do u call a bunch of white people in a bowl?

Crackers


what do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?


Crackers with cheese.


What does a white man do at the club?


Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of his fine white bitches.



What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?


They’re both stuck up cunts.



What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?


One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake




What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?


A white girl’s ass!



What’s white and fourteen inches long?


Absolutely nothing!


Why do so many white people get lost skiing?


It’s hard to find them in the snow.


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A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch prick, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. “What’s wrong with you?”


In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me?”


The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch prick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.”


The small guy says, “Turner Brown!…Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, “Turn Around!!”

They'd be funny if they were funny.
But they're not.
Just silly.
(OK, last one was ok, and
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
They’re both stuck up cunts.
Wasn't bad.

Actually, those are supposed to be jokes that have been converted from jokes about black people.






This might be better (but not all honks are rednecks but all rednecks are pretty much honkies.)

Redneck Humor - are you a Redneck?
REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS

BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick
BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps
CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker
CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers
DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer
FAX - What you lie about to the IRS
HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live
NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM - Where the pope lives
SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast
SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year
SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear

My Own Grandpa (Redneck Reality)


Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This
widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother, for she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse, although it brought me joy, I
soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad. And so
became my uncle, though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter who, of course, was my
step-mother. Father's wife then had a son, who kept them on
the run.

And he became my grandson, for he was my daughter's son. My
wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue. Because,
although she is my wife, she's my grandma too. If my wife is
my grandmother, then I am her grandchild. And every time I
think of it, It simply drives me wild. For now I have become
the strangest case you ever saw. As the husband of my
grandmother, I am my own grandpa.

It's not racist if it's about white people.

Originally Posted by mr Fred

I believe I mentioned on another thread, I stopped eating pork so i may as well stop trying to educate it but I do enjoy pointing out the stupidity of racism and love winding the daft fuckers up when an opportunity turns in as with the case of a BNP member breaking his party's pure white rules by breeding with the enemy and producing mongrels. I (as a joke of course) wonder how much he pays her for a shag and when he will be phasing his kids into the sex industry for his pedophile BNP pals. Of course that's not funny but since the OP isn't, it seems on topic.__________________ I'm white, English and hetrosexual but still a git

.....pretty bad old sod....the ''git'' part seems appropriate....

Reds on the way....youall eat them all up....now youall...


sheep shager..............or is it goats now you have converted.....

Originally Posted by PaulBunyon

The small guy says, “Turner Brown!…Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, “Turn Around!!”

What happened to my comment on Alan Goul a sentitive little jewish boy who got his feelings hurt.
I really am getting fed up with tiptoeing around being careful not to hurt anyones dainty little feelings.
For fucks sake.

What happened to my comment on Alan Gould being a sensitive little jewish boy who got his feelings hurt.
I really am getting fed up with tiptoeing around being careful not to hurt anyones dainty little feelings.
For fucks sake.

Originally Posted by Dug

Alan gould, a sensitive jewish boy who got his feelings hurt.
Harden the fuck up you little wanker.

You need new glasses