beat this one

[old codger]

an african comes to live in london and after he collects his dole money and every other benefit donated by the british tax payer he decides to go for a pint of beer. during his drinking session he is invited to play darts and wins every game due of cause to his experience of throwing his spear. some months later he decides to go home for a holiday and whilst at home he meets up with his friend who is on his way to england listen my friend sambo while ur in england u must visit what they call an english pub and get involved with there pub game and wat do i do in this game said sambo, oh they give u three small spears and u have to get many many trebles and many many doubles that sounds easy sambo said and what do they call this game, im not sure said the african but i think its called u lucky black bastard

[Bettyboo]

Great, another fuking moron joins TD...

[old codger]

as i understand it this td is meant for people like u and me and as for being another moron, if as it appears u have no sense of humour then u have obviously been in thailand too long and should start thinking about going home as no one has forced u to live here or maybe u have other reasons for staying

[Overman]

Carlos Tevez is promting a new Lean, Mean Grilling Machine

It's so good he put his face on it.

[Bettyboo]

as i understand it this td is meant for people like u and me and as for being another moron, if as it appears u have no sense of humour then u have obviously been in thailand too long and should start thinking about going home as no one has forced u to live here or maybe u have other reasons for staying

Your opening few posts have been, to be kind, farking ridiculous. I know that I should just ignore you, but the increase is racism on here is pathetic and I'm getting a cold so more irritable than usual...

[jandajoy]

as i understand it this td is meant for people like u and me and as for being another moron, if as it appears u have no sense of humour then u have obviously been in thailand too long and should start thinking about going home as no one has forced u to live here or maybe u have other reasons for staying

Yup, it's for "folk like us".

Strangely though, the majority of the "folk like us", find out right racism objectionable, tedious and inane.

Every post you've made so far has tended toward the objectionable, tedious and inane.

Do you see a pattern developing here? A strange kind of synergy?

Overman will enjoy your posts, he reads the SUN.

He might even attempt to agree with you, if you use small words, but I digress.

Old Codger, you may well be, but your laborious racism is neither amusing or fun.

Why not try a new tack.

Some thing positive, a photo thread, some info on your area, something of benefit to others.

Go on, give it a go.

I'm sure you've got interesting stuff to share.

Please.

[daveboy]

Alf Garnett joins Td.

[jandajoy]

Alf Garnett joins Td.

You're right. But, a tad less amusing.

[jandajoy]

This is a bit of a trip down memory lane

[jandajoy]

[old codger]

my jokes r purely jokes and there is no racist intent especially as it was told to me by my black friend so the racist intent must be in the mind of the reader, however what would you call a society who does not allow you to own a house or own land and even have to have a thai partner in business not to mention that being a farang you can only ever be a guest here not forgetting the name of a former government party ie; thai rak thai. like i say racism is in the mind of the reader so if the cap fits wear it

[mr Fred]

^
He even has black friends.

[Jet Gorgon]

Look out, Codger: the thought police are out for you.

[billy the kid]

i dunno ,, the english make some stupid , and dumb jokes about the irish .
the germans do it with the poles .
seems to make them feel above it all.
who have the americans got ?

[bobo746]

I dont have black friends does that make me racist

[Stinky]

i dunno ,, the english make some stupid , and dumb jokes about the irish .
the germans do it with the poles .
seems to make them feel above it all.
who have the americans got ?

Themselves.

[sccrhound]

Carlos Tevez is promting a new Lean, Mean Grilling Machine

It's so good he put his face on it.

now this is funny

[sccrhound]

i dunno ,, the english make some stupid , and dumb jokes about the irish .
the germans do it with the poles .
seems to make them feel above it all.
who have the americans got ?

Themselves.

As if scousers don't do the same to the geordies....etc................

[Stinky]

i dunno ,, the english make some stupid , and dumb jokes about the irish .
the germans do it with the poles .
seems to make them feel above it all.
who have the americans got ?

Themselves.

As if scousers don't do the same to the geordies....etc................

But everyone likes to have a pop at the scousers, it's like a national pastime.

[Moonraker]

my jokes r purely jokes and there is no racist intent especially as it was told to me by my black friend so the racist intent must be in the mind of the reader, however what would you call a society who does not allow you to own a house or own land and even have to have a thai partner in business not to mention that being a farang you can only ever be a guest here not forgetting the name of a former government party ie; thai rak thai. like i say racism is in the mind of the reader so if the cap fits wear it

Fuck me, it was hard work reading that. I think I prefer the tit who writes only in text speak.

[Lorenzo]

politically correct whiners .... is no place safe from these petty sods