beauty and the eye

[old codger]

on one of my rare visits to bangkok i decided to visit an up market restaurent and on entering i was escorted to a table and given a menu, after ordering my meal i couldnt help but notice the gorgeous looking red head on the next table, suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye shot out which i instinctly caught before it hit the floor, taking it back to her she removed her handkerchief and with a thank you began to insert the eye back into its socket, she then offered to sit with me and also pay for my lunch which i gratefully accepted.after the meal she asked if i would like to go to her house for a night cap and if so i could stay the night and in the morning she would rustle up some breakfast. i couldnt believe my luck and quickly accepted her offer. needless to say the evening turned out to be too good to be true. in the morning whilst devouring my breakfast i began to wonder what she could see in a guy like me and on asking,

she said; wait for it;

r u getting over excited; anyway she said, i dont know but for some reason


YOU CAUGHT MY EYE.

[Ratchaburi]

I thought it would have a better punch line than that.

[sentrix]

lame.

[Happyman]

Cornish comedian (circa 1980 ! )- Jethro

Same chap who said " I have had two unhappy marriages - my first wife died - and the second one won't ! "

[bedtime]

Tough audience here tonight but yes I have heard it before