Thread: The TD Limericks.

Originally Posted by Luigi

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Can you do one with "blurter" in it?

terry was burstin' a spurter
and lookin' for available blurter
he found a thai mister
was sellin' his sister
said take her but please dont hurt 'er.

Scottish Gary a dull fuckin Jock
Endowed with a ginger pubed cock
Posted drivel on Thailand's teakdoor
A prize winning northern twat bore
Diseased ladyboys make his world rock

The once was a poster called Betty
Being a male we all thought he was Potty.
He likes effeminate styles
In spite of his piles
And likes it nice and frothy.

Blue spouted brimstone and fire
Poofs and migrants attracting his ire
Blighty's fucked, filled with wogs
Faggots soliciting him in bogs
His TEakdoor postings are dire