Don't Even Reply

[kmart]

Not sure if anyone else has posted a link to this site, but I have been in tears laughing at the shit on here.

Format is a guy spoofing replies to craigslist and other legitimate ads..

E-mails from an Asshole

[The Fresh Prince]

Similar sort of thing. Try this guy. here are some links to of a few of my favorites.

"It's like twitter. Except we charge people to use it."

I'll spend the money on drugs instead

Using the magic 8 ball to answer emails

This last ones a classic.

Blockbuster Employee of the Month

[kmart]

^Thanks for those.

This one creased me up. E-mails from an Asshole

[Cenovis]

That earns you a green

[TizMe]

My favourite Twitter account is Justin (shitmydadsays) on Twitter

""War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say "This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker."

“Yes I got him a gift. He had a kidney stone. You piss a rock through your pecker, you deserve more than just a pat on the fucking back."

"Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."

"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."

"Fucking Radio Shack. It's a wonder they even know how to use a bathroom and don't just walk around all day with shit in their pants."