Thread: Australia

The Oz Dream!
Australians are very ambitious and are overtly proud of their country whatever their history, cultural heritage and achievements might be. By and large, they have had fair amount of success in their ventures. All Australians, and more particularly the politicians, have long been aspiring for greater honour and glory for their
country.

Kevin Rudd, the Australian Prime Minister, flies to England
for an audience with the Queen. Rudd brings up his grand plans for the future
of Australia.

"Your majesty", he begins, "can we turn Australia into
a Kingdom in order to increase its status in the world?"

The Queen shakes her head and replies, "One 
needs a King for a Kingdom and you are most certainly not a King, Mr Rudd."

Not to be dissuaded, he asks "Would it
 be possible to be an Empire then?"

"No," retorts the Queen. "You need 
an Emperor for an Empire and you are most certainly not an Emperor."

"Aw shucks, what about a Principality
 then?" tries Rudd.

Predictably, the Queen replies, "You need a
 Prince for a Principality and you are most certainly not a Prince."

Her Majesty takes a sip of tea and adds, "Mr Rudd, having met you and several other Australians, including your predecessor Mr John Howard, I think Australia is 
perfectly suited to being a country."

possibly explains why i'm so happy being an ozzie

I remember this joke when Keating was in power.

Whats the joke ?

Originally Posted by Nawty

Whats the joke ?

Country = Cuntry = [at][at][at][at] = Rudd and Howard.

oh i see....yes yes....

^you must be from victoria..

How did you know ?

'country' Victoria to be exact.

you can take the ozzie out of the country, but you'll never take the c**t out of the ozzie !!

For PM and cuntry.

where can you buy seeds for a kunt tree?

P-earth of course!