>
> >>1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
> >>ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve
> >>you, but don't start anything."
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>4. A dyslexic alcoholic walks into a bra.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and
> >>says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does

this

> >>taste funny to you?"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"

"That

> >>sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not
> >>Unusual."
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to
> >>Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't

believe

> >>you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing
> >>to look at either.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
> couldn't
> >>find any.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>12. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>13. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>14. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other

and

> >>says "Dam!".
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>15. And finally, there was the person who sent fifteen different puns
> >>to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would

make

> >>them laugh. No pun in ten did.
:P