Doctor, you were right when you said you’d have me on my feet and walking in no time.

That’s good John; when did you start walking?

When I got your bill doctor, I had to sell my car to pay it.

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A neurosurgeon's toilet blocks up and he calls the plumber.

The plumber successfully unblocks it after 15 minutes and presents the doctor with a bill for $2,000.

"This is outrageous," says the neurosurgeon. "Not even I, as a neurosurgeon can make $8,000 an hour!"

"Neither could I when I was one," said the plumber.