A man lays sprawled across three entire seats in a posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry sir, you are only allowed one seat."
The man groaned but didn't budge.
The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'll have to call the manager."
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly up the aisle in search of his manager.
A few moments later, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together they tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "OK sir, what's your name?"
"Sam," the man moaned.
"Where are you from, Sam?"
With pain in his voice, Sam replied; "The balcony!"