The Lexington police department reported finding a man's body in a river
just west of Nicholasville . The dead man's name will not be released until
his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was
wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an
Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his rear end.
The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any
unnecessary embarrassment.