Is your penis the correct size ????

[SnotGoblin]

Some random facts






A elephant shits half its body weight every 3 days









A mans penis is 3 times the length of his thumb









2 times 2 = 4










A woman would have read this post by now










But a man will still be checking the size of his Thumbs

[kingwilly]

shit i was too!

[SnotGoblin]

I Know so was i. Wonder how many Members will admit to It ?????

[Fondles]

According to my Vernier Calipers my thumb is 2.9 inches in length,
multiplied by 3 = 8.7 inches....errrr i wish.

[kingwilly]

fuck, my thumb,

hang on,

i want a 2nd FUCKING opinion!

3 inches,

= 9 inches.

pretty much true.

[SnotGoblin]

i measured my thumb as 3". managed to slide away from a meeting. So disappointed. I have been trying to stretch it ever since . Tee Hee It's fun though .

[pompeybloke]

12 inches, but I don't use it as a rule

[lysander]

Apparently I need longer thumbs

[pompeybloke]

^ Just joshing, 3 inches really, but some girls like it that wide

[SnotGoblin]

but some girls like it that wide

yes that would be a "Eye Ball Roller"

[The Fresh Prince]

My thumb is 2 inches wide! what does that mean?

[helge]

Good one
Checked my thump aswell.
Another one. Your erect dick has the same lenght as your hand incl fingers.
Haven't seen him for years though. can't check

[SnotGoblin]

I have size 11 shoes, that means Big but i know its not true !!!!

[Cujo]

I have to admit to looking for a measuring device.
My cock, in a state of anger, is as thick as my wifes wrist. I've caught her a few times chatting with friends in hushed giggling tones wrapping her fingers around her wrist.

[kmart]

Truth is, there is no "rule of thumb" or any other guide to the size of someone's dick.

You never know who is packing.

[MeMock]

What a load of crap.

An average elephant weighs around 6,000 kgs.

Half that is 3,000 kg which means it must poo 1,000 kgs a day.

Bollocks.

[dirtydog]

^Got upset over your 1inch thumbs

[a. boozer]

^Got upset over your 1inch thumbs

As a lady of my acquaintance used to say "Big brush - Painter............ Small brush - Artist".

[Cujo]

What a load of crap.

That's what he's trying to say.

[agudbuk]

Which side of the thumb do you measure ?

To the skin web joining to the fore finger

or

To the base of the thumb almost at the wrist?.

[dirtydog]

To the base of the thumb almost at the wrist?

Works fine for me

[rubbajohnny]

A famous London chorus girl sang

"It's the short and thick wot do the trick the longones only tickle"

[a. boozer]

During lovemaking, the young man heard his partner say: 'In adequate'

To which, he replied, 'Yes, fine thank you!'

Her response was, 'I didn't ask that!'




Think about it !!

[Loy Toy]

Truth is> Short and thick does the trick and long and thin gets right in!

Its not the size that matters > Its how well you can use your tongue!