Dear Mishell
To: Michelle Osama, wife of the greatest president in the history of this country, even better than Bill Clinton who was the previous best president of this country.
From: Barbra Streisand
Dear Mishell
Girlfriend, I saw you at the speech the outher night and you looked hot! I mean smoking hot! That dress was incredible.
Anyway, I dontated a ton of money to your hubby's campaign. I'm sure you know that. I'm also very active in Democratic Party politics. I have advised all the major Democrats over the years. They have all looked forward to getting my faxes because they all know how smart and politicaly asstute I am.
I am so happy that we have Busch and Cheny out after all those years. It got so bad I almost had to leave the country. They destroyed the Constitution. I felt like I was living in Hitler's Germnany it got so bad. I'm sure you must know what I'm talking about what you being an African-American. This was just a mean country.
Now that your hubby is president everything is gonna change. There will be no racism or poverty. The evil rich will pay their fair share. I know I do because my tax accountant tells me so.
Do you know that on my bedside table is a copy of The Audacity of Hype? What a great book! I'm hoping that Barak will sign it for me.
I can hardly wait to stay in the Loncoln Bedroom again like I did when Bill Clinton was president. You will let me stay there right? Will the cost be the same?
Hope to hear back from you. Maybe you, Nancy Pelousi and I can do lunch some day.
Luv ya,
Babs
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