Two men are sitting on a plane flying from Brisbane to Sydney. One a
true blue Queenslander and the other a priest. The flight attendant
comes up with the drink cart. The Queensland orders a Bundy and coke.
When the priest is asked if he wants a drink he says "I would rather be
raped by a dozen whores than have a drink".

The Queenslander says "Excuse me miss, can I change my order. I didn't
know we had a choice".