Two brooms were hanging in the closet, and after a while they got to know each other so well they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride-broom, the other the groom- broom.
The bride-broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom-broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'
'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom-broom.
'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
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27-01-2009, 12:23 PM #1Thailand Expat
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2 brooms
I would post pictures but life's too short.
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27-01-2009, 12:25 PM #2Days Work Done!
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Immaculate broomception?
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27-01-2009, 12:27 PM #3watterinjaGuest
Keep them cumming...
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27-01-2009, 12:29 PM #4Thailand Expat
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Sounds to me like she was sweeping around
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27-01-2009, 12:32 PM #5watterinjaGuest
Either that, or a swept woman...
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27-01-2009, 12:37 PM #6Thailand Expat
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the groom broom was last seen in a Soi 6 bar sweeping in his beer
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27-01-2009, 03:40 PM #7I Amn't In Jail
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Perhaps she rushed into marriage after getting the brush-off.
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27-01-2009, 03:50 PM #8Thailand Expat
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lets save the poor sods feelings and just brush it under the carpet
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