Thread: Harry is Mr.Unlucky

HARRY IS MR UNLUCKY !

DOCTORS SAY THAT Harry Palmer, best known for being banned from Thailand internet forums, has to be the unluckiest man alive.

Hospital records show that Palmer has been admitted to hospital no less than 400 times in the past 12 months, every time after he had "accidently , awkwardly sat on something" resulting in having the object lodged inside his anus.
"a stretch armstrong toy, seventeen sets of keys, and exotic squirrels from Thailand, are just a few of the items we have retrieved", one doctor said.
"Sometimes we release him from hostpital , and he is re-addmitted just minutes later with something else lodged inside" said another doctor.
"It's unheard of really " said Harry's mother Edna. " Harry must have the worst ballance by far than anyone else in his ballet class".
AP.

What no picture, Mr Wally Dorian Raffles. How's the rash btw?