Classic Un-PC Jeremy Clarkson quotes. (The guy from Top Gear).

**Texpat** · 21-11-2007, 03:33 PM

I think he's funny, even at my expense.

**peterpan** · 21-11-2007, 07:18 PM

Hes funny in an English red neck way.

**Marmite the Dog** · 21-11-2007, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by cujo

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by Troubled

He may prefer roaring down roads in Mustangs

I very much doubt he'd be seen driving a piece of shit like a Mustang.

I saw an episode where he test drove one on their track and he was surprisingly impressed.

I'm glad someone picked me up on that. He hated the fact that he liked it, which was very funny.

**chinthee** · 22-11-2007, 02:02 AM

Yeah, but these are the kind of great programs he makes. This one on the British Atom is amazing.

And these are the ones in America. Now you'll understand what they did. They went to Deliverance country and just took the piss. Alabama is not America and they bought some old wrecks for $800 to see the south. Hilarious. The road kill in part 4 is cracker.

**jizzybloke** · 22-11-2007, 02:14 AM

When was that one? i'd never seen it

If anyone has a link for the one with the skanky yanks i'd like to see that as i missed it!

**Gerbil** · 22-11-2007, 02:45 AM

Originally Posted by jizzybloke

When was that one? i'd never seen it

If anyone has a link for the one with the skanky yanks i'd like to see that as i missed it!

The last series (9) episode 2 or 3 I think.

Luckydog · 22-11-2007, 11:10 AM

Originally Posted by Whiteshiva

Personally I think he is an arrogant, self-centered, pompus twat. But he is occasionally funny, I will admit that.

Yeah. Like you!

**Whiteshiva** · 22-11-2007, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by Luckydog

Originally Posted by Whiteshiva

Personally I think he is an arrogant, self-centered, pompus twat. But he is occasionally funny, I will admit that.

Yeah. Like you!

Perhaps!

You, on the other hand have absolutely nothing to be arrogant about, you are so clueless it would be impossible for you to be self-centered, and the only twats you have experienced came with a price tag.

Oh yeah - one more thing: you are never, ever funny. At least not intentionally, that is.

**Lily** · 22-11-2007, 01:13 PM

To be fair to Jeremy though, he does take the piss out of British life too.

**jizzybloke** · 24-11-2007, 02:21 AM

Wales doesn't count!

everyone takes the piss out of the Welsh

**Abandon** · 25-11-2007, 12:28 PM

got to hand it to Clarky - he made millions off a talent for a quip

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