Thread: Coronavirus jokes

Prince William: "Hi Harry. Dad has COVID-19."

Prince Harry: "Yours might have...."

Comedy = Tragedy + Time

We only seem to have one of those boxes currently ticked.


#needanothersevenastronauts

Whoever said one person can't change the world never ate an undercooked bat

^So easy it is?

A Horse walks into a bar

Barman , is that a Coronavirus face

Horse , no just a long face

Originally Posted by snakeeyes

A Horse walks into a bar

Barman , is that a Coronavirus face

Horse , no just a long face

That was Princess Anne - be good if Charlie coughed on her as well

Back in my day you would cough to cover up a fart. Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.


Nail salons, hair salons, waxing center and tanning places are closed. It’s about to get ugly out there.

This is Houston, mission complete and you're free to return to Earth.
Piss off!

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Back in my day you would cough to cover up a fart. Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.


Nail salons, hair salons, waxing center and tanning places are closed. It’s about to get ugly out there.

Ha Ha...

Damn near shit myself. Thanks

The Chinese may have the smallest cocks in the world....... they still managed to fuck us all.

Originally Posted by HermantheGerman

Catchy tune.

It's okay, everybody.

We've found The Cure...

Strange world we live in. The other night I went to put the bins out and the entire street gave me a round of applause.

Coronavirus Goverment Briefings

Originally Posted by OhOh