Icedick, it is...And it's men's bottoms he likes...Heh...
Icedick, it is...And it's men's bottoms he likes...Heh...
^^^, ^^^^.
Finally GF, some decent ones.
Don't you hate it when you do the "^^" thing referring to an above post, but you missed that's there's more posts above and you have to edit and add more "^"s.
Thanks for your order from our SEX SHOP. You asked for the RED dildo as featured on our wall. Please reselect. That is our Fire Extinguisher.
^ Icedick will be devastated...555...
555
Why do people say "grow some balls?". Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.
At least with MEN, our COCKS stay the same size, and you are totally correct, Vaginas do take a POUNDING BUT they get so pulled apart after use and just become a sloppy HOLE that no one can FILL.
AND with USE the HOLE just gets bigger and BIGGER , hard to find any John Holmes to fill the gap when the hole has been DUG so many times before.
This is FUN, YOUR turn GF. 555
JUST SAYING
Gotta see Ali Wong's stand-up routine on this...She's a 30+ cutie doing a skit about how she reacts when an 18 year-old "tightie" walks by...
If you're not using a shovel for that hole there is no reason why that hole will get BIGGER. Its more flexible than you think, and certain activities like swimming,mountain climbing, walking and yoga keeps it tight and juicy.
No offense, but some men even pay to shove their Ummmm penises in buckets just to have sex.
Yeah, this is fun.
I am so unlucky that if I fall into a barrel full of D*ick**s, I'd come out sucking my own thumb!
My dick isn't as wide as a SHOVEL and glad of that. Pretty sure though that pounding a pussy long and hard enough it's bound to get deeper and wider. You're thinking of someone that is someone's wire, not a hooker. Most women I ever met had the thought of once they had their ring in your nose, SEX was ONLY if THEY desired it.
It's all a JOKE
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Last edited by Eliminator; 23-08-2017 at 08:12 PM.
Eliminator
1986 Kawasaki 900
Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.
William Shatner has discontinued his new line of lady’s lingerie.
Apparently “Shatner Panties” wasn’t the best choice for a name.
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