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    Hey Dad, why is my sisters name Teresa ?
    Reply: Because its an anagram of Easter

    Oh i see, thanks Dad,

    Reply: Thats ok Alan...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bower View Post
    Hey Dad, why is my sisters name Teresa ?
    Reply: Because its an anagram of Easter

    Oh i see, thanks Dad,

    Reply: Thats ok Alan...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bower View Post
    Hey Dad, why is my sisters name Teresa ?
    Reply: Because its an anagram of Easter AND YOUR MUM LOVES EASTER

    Oh i see, thanks Dad,

    Reply: Thats ok Alan...
    FIFY.

    Just told it to Mrs Naam...she burst out laughing, but then a few seconds later sniggered again and asked me, "Who named the boy, the dad or the mum?"

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    Rod Stewart has a pop at Elton.

    The two music icons have always maintained a good-natured rivalry throughout their careers, from their playful nicknames (Stewart is “Phyllis” and John, 70, is “Sharon”) to texting each other to compare their album sales.But Stewart recently said he would have loved to share the stage with his pal for a while.

    “Trust me darling, I’ve tried so many times. He doesn’t want the competition,” Stewart told The Calgary Sun when asked about touring with John. Of course, he also took the opportunity to do some ribbing. “She’s stationary at the piano and I can still jump about and I don’t think he likes the idea of that. But I have suggested it. It would be so much fun.”

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    On the first day of first grade, Mrs. Smith asked her students to name their favorite letter.
    One young girl in front raised her hand and said: “My favorite letter is ‘F,’ because the word ‘flowers’ begins with ‘F’.”
    “Very good, Marissa!” Mrs. Smith chirped. “Who else?”
    A young boy raised his hand and said: “I like the letter “X” because not a lot of words have an ‘X’ in them.”
    “That’s also a good one, Kyle.” Mrs. Smith scanned the room. “Anyone else want to share?”
    A small boy in the back raised his hand about wildly and said: “My favorite letter is definitely ‘G!’”
    Mrs. Smith looked at the boy and asked: “Why is that, Angus?”

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