German life saver.

[charleyboy]

Walking down Cha-Am pier this am. I noticed a distraught Thai woman, her small Pomeranian dog had fallen into the sea and was drowning.

Up jumps this Guy and without further ado shouts. "I vill save ze creature" and dives in.

5 minutes later he has the dog back on the pier and starts administering CPR and mouth to mouth.

Dog's up and running around, every fookers clapping.

I go over to him and ask. "Are you a vet?"

"A vet, a vet", he says..."I'm ze fookin' soaking!"

[VocalNeal]

Are you a pole vaulter? No I and German and my name is Hans.

[charleyboy]

^Me thinks you need to edit that!

[charleyboy]

"Are you a pole vaulter?"

"No, I'm a German but, how ze fook do you know my name?"

[birding]

Saw something similar happen before.

A Welshman was standing on the pier looking into the water wailing "Me mate me mate me lovely mate"
Whats wrong says a bystander, "Me mate its in the water" says the Welshman.

Being a man of action the bystander strips off his shirt and dives in and after searching around climbes back out and says "Sorry Ive done my best but I cant find your friend"

"Not me friend says the Welshman Its the mate out of me sandwich"

[charleyboy]

^ Fookin' Irishman when me old man told it to me about 50 fookin' years ago!