A man applies for the piano player's job in a posh restaurant. The owner says "OK play something".

He plays this awesome melodious piece that has all the staff clapping.

"That's amazing!" said the owner. "What was that?".

"Oh, it's my own composition" says the man. "It's called 'Suck my cock till my balls are dry'".

"Er, OK" says the owner, "play us something else".

"He plays another brilliant piece with the same result.

"Is that yours too?" says the owner.

"Yes", says the man, "It's called 'I had a spunk-filled threesome with two big black whores'".

"Er, OK" says the boss. "Look, you've got the job, but just don't tell people the titles of the songs, OK? It might offend them. You can start tonight".

So later that night, the man is on his third set, the place is packed, the crowd are in raptures and applauding for more. Then a customer walks by and notice that the man's flies are undone and his penis is visible.

"Excuse me", says the punter, "Do you know your flies are undone and your cock is hanging out?".

"Know it?" says the man. "I fucking wrote it!".


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