Thread: A Gay Couple.............

A gay couple are driving along one afternoon, and while stopped at
a stop sign, they are rear ended (no pun intended) by a big semi.

Furious, the guy in the passenger side throws his purse on the
seat, gets out of the car, goes back to the truck and starts
banging on the door.

The truck driver opens the door and the gay guy, standing there
with his hands on his hips, says, "I'm gonna sue your ass, Buddy!
"

The truck driver just laughs and says, "Blow me!"

The gay guy runs back to the car and says excitedly to his lover,

"You won't believe this, he wants to settle out of court!"

You must have been Ken Dodds script writer , cause I didn't find him funy either .

Originally Posted by Sparky

You must have been Ken Dodds script writer , cause I didn't find him funy either .

Bet the tax inspectors, who went through his affairs did!.. ..Still some people enjoyed Bernard Manning. The only thing that I found funny about him was when, nearly twenty years ago he wanted £800.00 cash, to appear at the club that I then owned!

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looks like it woulda been a good investment

Queer Jokes

Why was the queer fired from the sperm bank??
He was caught drinking on the job.

• Did you hear about the two queers in a telephone box?
  They were trying to ring each other!
• Did you hear about the Australian queer that went missing?
  They found him in Sydney!
• What about the queer that got busted coming through customs?
  They found a false bottom in his suitcase.
• What about the two Scottish queers?
  Ben Doon and Phil McCrevis
• My doctors is a queer!
  He tells me to hold his balls when I cough!
• What's the difference between a microwave and a queer?
  A microwave doesn't brown your meat!
• What's the difference between a fridge and a queer?
  A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!
• What does AIDS stand for?
  Arsehole Injected Death Sentence!
• What does AIDS stand for?
  Always In Deep Shit!
• Two queers were on the beach, one says to the other, "shall I put the
  umbrella up?". The other one replies, "yes but don't open it!".

Why are they having trouble finding a cure for Aids??
The scientists can't get mice to butt fuck.
What do you call two Irish queers?
Patrick Fitzmichael an Michael Fitzpatrick
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as??
Speed bumps
How do you know if your roommate is gay?
His dick tastes like shit.
What do you call a gay Dinosaur?
A Megasoreass.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to put it in and one to write a folk song about it.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
Well-hung!
What is the leading cause of death among lesbians?
Hairballs.
When a man and woman get married they need a marriage license. What do Lesbians need??
A licker license.
What's the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
What's the definition of a lesbian?
Just another damn woman trying to do a man's job.
How did the whale get aids?
He got rear ended by a ferry.

Originally Posted by a. boozer

A gay couple are driving along one afternoon, and while stopped at
a stop sign, they are rear ended (no pun intended) by a big semi.

Furious, the guy in the passenger side throws his purse on the
seat, gets out of the car, goes back to the truck and starts
banging on the door.

The truck driver opens the door and the gay guy, standing there
with his hands on his hips, says, "I'm gonna sue your ass, Buddy!
"

The truck driver just laughs and says, "Blow me!"

The gay guy runs back to the car and says excitedly to his lover,

"You won't believe this, he wants to settle out of court!"

thats kinda offensive.

Originally Posted by avaadore

thats kinda offensive.

Only if you are a poof !

Originally Posted by peterpan

Originally Posted by avaadore

thats kinda offensive.

Only if you are a poof !

Originally Posted by peterpan

Originally Posted by avaadore

thats kinda offensive.

Only if you are a poof !

Poof

That's a nice old fashioned term!

does this mean it will disappear then?

Originally Posted by Butch

does this mean it will disappear then?

Hopefully not! At the risk of stirring up a hornets nest, think I am going to start a new thread along these lines.