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    A sensitive Aussie

    Three Aussie blokes were working up on an outback mobile phone tower:
    Mongrel, Coot and Bluey.

    As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
    As the ambulance takes the body away,Bluey says, 'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.

    Mongrel says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'

    Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer.

    Bluey says, 'Where'd you get the grog, Mongrel?'
    'Coot's wife gave it to me,' Mongrel replies.
    'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?'

    'Well, not exactly', Mongrel says.
    'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Coot's widow."
    She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.'

    Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are.'

    Aussies are good at that sensitive stuff.

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    Straight to the point, nothing wrong with that.

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    An italian , frenchman and ozbloke were sitting around chatting when the talk turned to servicing the wife.

    the italian gesticulated " after I have made love to the wife , I will massage her body all over and she will feel so good that she rises an inch above the bed"

    the frenchman exclaimed " after I have manipulated the garlic , I kiss my wife all over her body and she will glow and rise a foot off the bed "

    well the ozbloke drains his beer and waves for another round and says , " after I have given the missus a good bangin' , I just wipe my cock on the curtains and she hits the roof "
    If you torture data for enough time , you can get it to say what you want.

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