1. What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
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2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted
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3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
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4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
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5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a
flight of stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette
in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try
not to hit him? >> >>It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? >> >>One's
thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? >> >>"What you
lookin' at?" >> >>
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? >> >>Paint
three stripes on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? >> >>The
police
12. What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSEs? >> >>A liar. >> >> >>
13. What do you say to a Chav with a job? >> >>Can I have fries with
that? >> >>
14. What do you say to a Chav in a suit? >> >>Will the
defendant please stand
15. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? >> >>A Nova
seats 4
16. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? >> >>Granny. >> >> >>
>>17.What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? >> >>A
start.
18. Why did the Chav cross the road? >> >>To start a
fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever. >> >> >>
19. What do you call a Chav at college? >> >>The cleaner. >> >>
20. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? >> >>Society