Bubba & Billie Joe

[Boon Mee]

Bubba and Billy Joe are walking down the street in Dallas, and they see a sign on a store which reads, “Suits $5.00 each! Shirts $2.00 each! Trousers $2.50 each!”

Bubba says to his pal, “Billy Joe, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take ‘em back to Tulsa, sell ‘em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin’ ’cause if they hear your accent, they might think we’re ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I’ll talk in a slow Texas drawl so’s they don’t know we is from Oklahoma.”

They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Texas drawl, “I’ll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I’ll back up my pickup and…”

The owner of the shop interrupts, “Ya’ll from Oklahoma, ain’t ya?”

“Well… yeah,” says a surprised Bubba… “How come you knowed that?”

“Because this is a dry-cleaners…”

[pseudolus]

https://teakdoor.com/jokes-and-funny-...-and-mick.html

Paddy and Mick were walking along a street in London .
Paddy looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye.

The sign read, "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, Trousers £2.50 per pair".

Paddy said to his pal, "Mick look at the prices! We could buy a whole
lot of those and when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune.
Now when we go in you stay quiet, okay? Let me do all da talking
'cause if they hear our accents, they might think we're thicko's from
Ireland and try to screw us. I'll put on me best English accent."

"Roight y'are Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will. You do all da
business" said Mick.
They go in and Paddy said in a posh voice, "Hello my good man. I'll
take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £2.00 each, and 50 pairs of
trousers at £2.50 each. I'll back up me truck ready to load 'em on, so
I will."

The owner of the shop said quietly, "You're from Ireland , aren't you?"

"Well yes," said a surprised Paddy. "What gave it away?"

The owner replied, "This is a dry-cleaners."

As with most things in life, the Brits got their first.

[misskit]

As with most things in life, the Brits got their first.

Brits got their first what?

[reddog]

As with most things in life, the Brits got their first.

Brits got their first what?

Toothbrush at thirteen.