Snotty Receptionist

[CNF55]

Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist
for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my
friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.
The waiting room was filled with patients.

As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was
a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,
"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their
heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man.

But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally
loud voice replied,
“NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,
BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”

The room erupted in applause!

DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS

[Eliminator]

Good one.

[nigelandjan]

nice one ,, will have to remember that one just incase

[harrybarracuda]

This man went up to the receptionist and said "I'd like to see a doctor please".

"What's the problem?" said the receptionist.

"It's my cock" he replied.

"Don't be disgusting!" she exclaimed. "You don't say things like that, if it's personal you say there is something else wrong! Now go out and come back in and do it properly!".

So the man goes outside, comes back up to her and says "I'd like to see a doctor please".

"What is the problem?" she asked sternly.

"It's my ear", said the man.

"That's better", she says, "so what is wrong with it?".

"I can't piss out of it".