Thread: How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity in retirement....

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity in retirement....




*1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses onand point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down!*




*2. On all your cheque stubs, write 'For Marijuana'!*


*3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looksyou get.*


*4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.*




*5. Sing Along At The Opera.*




*6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'


*7. When Leaving the Zoo,start Running towards the Car Park, Screaming 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'*



*8. Tell Your Children over dinner: 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go....*



*9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.*


*And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....
my favourite.*



*10. Go to a large Department stores fitting room and yell out....



THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!*

Retirement....?